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DNOS , in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

YouTube can definitely afford a war ship and pay people to shoot...we may have enough people to operate a death star for free but can we afford one ?

madcaesar ,

The image doesn't quite work because youtube needs a MASSIVE solution that works, scales, doesn't fuck up their infrastructure and on and on and on.

Meanwhile on the user front, all your doing essentially is just skipping parts of a video, that will always be infinitely cheaper easier to do. Challenging for sure, but the solution can be small.

Even something as stupid as delaying your video start by 1 min, pre buffering then skipping ads. It's brute force and barbaric but the point is that Google can't do shit against that.

My ultimate vision is AI that preloads videos you want and detects ads / sponsor segments and just skips them / cuts them out on your device.

Bytemeister ,

Another way to think about it... YouTube has huge amounts of compute resources, but per user it's an extremely small amount. Your phone has orders of magnitude more power to dedicate to you than YouTube does. Collectively, we have more processing power than YouTube.

Ghyste , in it's the only halfway decent radio station in my area

Get out of my head.

Xantar , in it's the only halfway decent radio station in my area

Woof woof woof woof I feel it in my bones, enough to make my master bawl~

bykdd , in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

as a firefox user i cant give up and just installed freetube, exported everything from yt. its great

SaltyIceteaMaker , in it's the only halfway decent radio station in my area

Would've been disappointed if it were any other song

Spaceinv8er , in It happens...

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

...in his first week?

Brickhead92 ,

As part of the minimum training.

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The great arms race for your attention

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JaumeI , (Bearbeitet )
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Oh Great Cthulhu, we're old.

blind3rdeye ,

(and when things go bad...)

Ad! Ad!! Oh, it's an ad. :(

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bruhduh , in It happens...
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c/selfawarewolves

Maggoty ,

The handle. It's a satire account

Melody , in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

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in development.

Melody ,

It's like playing Uno; but with reverse cards only.

Classy ,

It's like playing Uno No Mercy, with only reverse-draw-10 cards

webghost0101 , in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

What this? I cant hear you over my high definition yt-dlp content.

Where i am going I haven’t needed a google account in over a year.

bloubz ,
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You've never needed a YouTube account to watch youtube

ton618 ,

Point us towards salvation, Grand Master!

...where can i sign up..?

webghost0101 , (Bearbeitet )

Are you familiar with Jellyfin?

https://jellyfin.org/

If you can set up a server of this then its as easy as making the library folder the output folder for yt-dlp

https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

I didnt even have to write me own script. I gave chatgpt a notepad with channel urls and just told it to write me code to load these urls one by one and download the
Last 2 videos. (Trust me you dont want to accidentally download a whole channel). Yt dlp can maintain a log of sort so videos aren't downloaded more then once.

I run this script on a schedule and delete the video when i am done with it. Nice and clean. I can also recommend trying to run an invididious instance for general video browsing but mine took some twiddling to setup right.

https://invidious.io/

ton618 ,

Cheers!

reddithalation ,

Also if someone else wants a prebuilt solution for this, I've heard good things about tube archivist

BlueMagma ,

What will happen when ads are injected in the video stream directly.

Ansis100 ,

The same thing that happened with sponsored segments.

brbposting ,

Look forward to the day they require eye tracking & answering questions about the ads they showed

SaltyIceteaMaker ,

Then those prompts will be skipped. Just like you can skip age verification with user scripts

jawa21 ,
@jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Please drink a verification can.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Sponsored segments are fixed. Injected ads won't be.

webghost0101 ,

At that point i will either have to use an ai tool to scrub the filth our

Or

Consider if i really need whatever content is within it and touch some grass instead.

AlolanYoda ,

With yt-dlp? Skip them manually.

Like, my main issue with ads is all the tracking they do. If they add non-targeted ads to the video file I downloaded, whatever, I'll just fast forward through that part of the video.

g1ya777 ,

Personally, I use Tubular on my phone ( Newpipe fork with sponsorBlock ), freetube on PC, and Smart tube on my android tv.

ChicoSuave , in Ad blocker blocker blocker blocker…..

uBlock and YouTube got trace busters for their trace busters.

JordanZ ,

I’m glad I’m not the only one that remembers scenes from this terrible movie. This was the first thing that came to mind.

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boydster ,
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A møøse ønce bit my sister

Dirk ,
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Pøør sister!

selokichtli , in We are all gonna die

If the photo was taken by one "Fox Mulder", yeah, you are done.

Notyou ,
@Notyou@sopuli.xyz avatar

I want to believe.

SnotFlickerman , in We are all gonna die
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In Ghostbusters, ghosts are real.

In Scooby Doo, ghosts are actually rich, greedy white men in a costume trying to scare off those meddling kids.

So are the ghosts real or not?

All I know is the kids in the Mystery Machine have good weed.

TwanHE ,

Ghostbusters are the backup crew in case it's real this time

onlooker ,
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Somebody is obviously trying to cover all the bases. That's just good thinking. If ghost are real, they get zapped. If they aren't real, they get to chase a group of adolescents all over the place for about 20 minutes before said adolescents figure out it's not a ghost for the umpteenth time.

InputZero ,

Unless it's a real person who gets zapped. Then it's manslaughter.

BurningTurtle ,
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Just catch the ghost afterwards.

roguetrick ,

It ain't gonna kill ya to get zapped. I mean not immediately. Radiation sickness and lymphoma can take awhile.

RandomVideos ,

There are real ghosts in some of the Scooby Doos

Mango ,

Racist.

You also clearly have very limited experience with Scooby Doo. There's lots of real monsters and ghosts in the series.

xthexder ,
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What race is being discriminated against here? I'm pretty sure monsters would be a species, not a race.

Mango ,

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