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Skullgrid , in Military top
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... I assume it uses cum to mean "also"

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cum

MsPenguinette ,

Don't stop, babe, I'm about to also

Iheartcheese ,
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Me too thanks

Gilles_D ,

Me cum

upto60percentoff ,

Emperor's New Clothes levels of straight face-edness required

Viking_Hippie ,

My girlfriend has a master's degree. She graduated cum loudly.

01189998819991197253 , in Citroën did it better
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The Tesla truck looks like the original Carmageddon game, when it it glitched and failed to fully render your car hahaha

samus12345 , in I will be watching
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Looks like Shrek will be love and life again.

numberfour002 , in I will be watching

I think there's a piece of pepperoni between my bicuspids I could probably use his legs to help me dislodge.

Shady_Shiroe , in attachment shmershmachment
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Science classes would be so much more interesting if the teachers dressed up as wizards/witches

Zier , in Citroën did it better
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I'm gonna guess it doesn't rust.

01189998819991197253 ,
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All cars rust. But, no, it didn't rust and fall apart within the year lol

buddascrayon ,

Year? Try fucking days. LoL, 🤣

01189998819991197253 ,
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Hahahhaahahah!! I didn't want to be too forward hahha

Zier ,
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It's Elon, he has no guard rails, so we don't need to have them either.
He's an idiot who overpaid for a social platform that he then proceeded to destroy.

TropicalDingdong , in Citroën did it better
Apytele , (Bearbeitet ) in WYM I'M UNQUALIFIED?!

Nursing school was basically,"here's how to not kill anyone while you spend a year working to become a nurse." They give you the license when you prove you're unlikely to kill someone, but you don't really have any idea what you're doing until at least a year in and even after that 90% of nursing knowledge is still gained out on the floor.

Most university level nursing education is either specific role related (teaching or management) or useless fluff, especially standalone bachelor's programs (you already have and have been working under an associate's). Even NP school is mostly fluff too though unfortunately. The assumption is that the candidate is a senior nurse with several decades of experience, but in practice that's not always true (I maintain that new grads going to NP school should be banned; it's dangerous).

ReputedlyDeplorable , in Citroën did it better

Ha! The older one is higher resolution, it has curves!

kamenlady ,
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The Citroen really looks more advanced and just good. Tesla's shitty design decisions get really highlighted, when seeing both side by side.

dutchkimble ,

Not defending Tesla at all, but just saying most older designs of cars look so much better than their modern versions. I don't know why we can't go back to some of them, at least exterior body wise. Sort of unrelated but I'd love to remove screens from cars as well.

kamenlady ,
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I share your opinion, cars have gotten uglier. Also the "future-cars" they had in science fiction in the 60s / 70s, depicting cars in the aughts and beyond, looked much better, then what we got.

SurfinBird , in I will be watching

All Shreks aside, this man looks singularly responsible for the epidemic of skinny jeans.

TargaryenTKE , in never turn off uBlock

It's not even casual internet surfing anymore. While looking for a job several months ago, I had to create a new account on every. Single. Fucking. Application.

Rolive ,

I have several different Workday accounts because of that.

LordCrom ,

Literally 43 workday accounts. And it couldn't reuse the info I put in 42 times before

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Agonizing. I'm starting to understand why some people choose to buck the system and live off the land in the wilderness.

AeonFelis ,

I never used Workday - why do you need different accounts? Are there per-account limits you need to bypass? Or do multiple companies use their software and you need a different account for each company?

aviationeast , in I will be watching

Wait, there was more than 2 shreks?

HotWheelsVroom OP ,

Yeah there was also Shrek the Third and Shrek Forever After

samus12345 ,
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Shrek the Turd also happens to be a really, really bad movie.

TheDarksteel94 ,

You take that back! That movie is a master piece of modern cinema! 😠

/s

apocalypticat , in I will be watching
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Aye yes, a man of class and of culture

blanketswithsmallpox , in attachment shmershmachment

This a felony still?

jimrob4 , in WYM I'M UNQUALIFIED?!
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Me, reads comments: Man there's a lot more of the 'college ain't nuthin' but debt and a piece of paper' people on Lemmy than I thought there were.

Ya'll are just trying to overcompensate for feeling inadequate about not going to college. If you don't go, don't go. It's not for everyone. But don't shit on and downplay the people who have the talent and ability to do so.

"It just teaches you do be a useful tool of the machine!" yeah that's exactly what someone who didn't go or shouldn't have went to college would think.

Chakravanti ,

Not going to college doesn't mean a lack of talent or ability.

In fact, going to college doesn't mean you have either of those either.

Here, you want one of my lollipops?

jimrob4 ,
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Not going to college doesn't mean a lack of talent or ability.

I didn’t say that. Thanks for proving my point. 😊

Chakravanti ,

You didn't need to say what you clearly implied.

jimrob4 ,
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I didn’t imply it. You inferred it. Incorrectly, at that.

People that are perfectly capable of going to college choose not to. Doesn’t make them inferior. And I don’t think they are, by any stretch.

Chakravanti ,

You are just wrong in every reply. I don't even care to write a college level explanation of it to you.

jimrob4 ,
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From the sounds of it you probably aren't able anyway.

Chakravanti ,

I know better. You're a jackass talking shit to people but obviously know nothing worth talking to. Get a life, loser.

jimrob4 ,
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Chakravanti ,

I know better to buy your commercial bullshit, sucker.

jimrob4 ,
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Ok

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