It happens... ( lemmy.world )

Spaceinv8er , vor 2 Tagen

Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who's a cop.

Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

iAvicenna , vor 2 Tagen

...in his first week?

Brickhead92 , vor 2 Tagen

As part of the minimum training.

Venator , vor 15 Stunden

TIL lifeguards are racist.

bruhduh , vor 2 Tagen

c/selfawarewolves

Maggoty , vor 2 Tagen

The handle. It's a satire account

Diplomjodler3 , vor 2 Tagen

Not every racist is a police officer...

EonNShadow , vor 2 Tagen

... But every police officer is racist!

Rookwood , vor 2 Tagen

thatsthejoke.jpg

OsaErisXero , vor 2 Tagen

Even if it's obvious, it's still important to say

EonNShadow , vor 2 Tagen

I added that line because they got downvoted, assumed it was because someone thought it was just a statement rather than starting that train of thought

somethingsnappy , vor 2 Tagen

Hashtag notallracists

ShinkanTrain , vor 2 Tagen

Yeah, some of them are prosecutors

Venator , vor 15 Stunden

Or judges

middlemanSI , vor 2 Tagen

Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

SnotFlickerman , vor 2 Tagen

What rolls down stairs

Alone or in pairs

Roll over your neighbors dog

HonkTonkWoman , vor 2 Tagen

Who will roll you down the stairs

Confiscate your wares

May even shoot your dog

SnotFlickerman , vor 2 Tagen

It's cops, cops, cops!

TSG_Asmodeus , vor 2 Tagen

It's hogs, hogs, hogs

Eczpurt , vor 2 Tagen

As luck would have it, I've got a similar number of hands

spongeborgcubepants , vor 2 Tagen

One can read, the other one can write

Catoblepas , vor 2 Tagen

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

numberfour002 , vor 2 Tagen

As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

dactylotheca , vor 2 Tagen

The recommended number of anuses is one

Potatos_are_not_friends OP , vor 2 Tagen

Btw this is a parody account

Zachariah , vor 2 Tagen

But is it though?

OsaErisXero , vor 2 Tagen

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

pingveno , vor 2 Tagen

The best parody has truth

FiskFisk33 , vor 22 Stunden

not necessarily

Hildegarde , vor 2 Tagen

It says (parody) in the name.

This is twitter, because elon lacks reading comprehension, so the rules require parody to be clearly marked.

DragonTypeWyvern , vor 2 Tagen

Musk says he has Asperger's, so that'd be fair if he also wasn't a liar.

winterayars , vor 2 Tagen

...it didn't even register with me until i read this comment. I didn't even realize something was amiss. FML.