Xantar

Xantar , vor 5 Tagen

The worst part of it is that it worked.

Xantar , vor 13 Tagen

Orererererererererererererererereo

Xantar , vor 26 Tagen

Then...don't ?

Xantar , vor 28 Tagen

"I don't understand why my kid won't talk to me about important sensitive topics" parent starter pack.

Xantar , vor 28 Tagen

#Theyknew

Xantar , vor einem Monat

Your body will break fast though.

Xantar , vor einem Monat

Need more context, pal.

Xantar , vor einem Monat

Saitama's spirit animal

Xantar , vor einem Monat

"It's a trap"
[Insert reference image here]

Xantar , vor einem Monat

Game bean advance

Xantar , vor einem Monat

I think that console is toast.

Xantar , vor einem Monat

What a terrible loss...such a young helicopter.

Xantar , vor einem Monat

She sounds fun at parties. SM parties that is.

Xantar , vor einem Monat

Plot twist, they're telling vegan to leave.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

This is so cursed, I love it. What an adorable birb.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

What's the problem ? Everyone like a good bit of Roleplaying game, no ?

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

"Do a barrel roll!"

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

A forbidden spell for sure. Even cruelty has its limits.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

I cast Tasha's uncontrollable farts.

You become incapacitated and you emanate a poison cloud area that damage foes and friends in a 5ft radius.

Creatures with a fart fetish get advantage on attacks towards you.

Any creature in range can use their bonus action to jar your farts and sell them on the Fart market for 2d4 silver coins each.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?

Xantar , vor 2 Monaten

What if the catalyst is more akin to a wingman ?