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jubilationtcornpone , vor 4 Tagen

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

jubilationtcornpone , vor 8 Tagen

"Can we get a show show of hands just to confirm we're ready to move forward?"

Me Everyone, who wasn't listening and doesn't have a clue what they were just talking about: ✋

jubilationtcornpone , vor 24 Tagen

Yeah, toilets in American homes tend to rely on a siphon to evacuate the bowl so the outlet has to be narrower. Also, Bidets are not very common so most people [insufficiently] clean themselves with toilet paper which is prone to causing clogs.

Personally, I installed a bidet a few years ago and I would never go back to not having one.

jubilationtcornpone , vor 28 Tagen

"Bankers hate him! Get an 850 credit score and dictate the terms and interest rate of your own debt using this one simple trick."

jubilationtcornpone , vor einem Monat

We have to get those bugs to production as quickly as possible to follow the "move fast, break things" directive.

jubilationtcornpone , vor einem Monat

It's amazing what you can do with Excel if you know how. It makes it so easy to analyze complex data sets, accidentally summon the Dark Lord, create pivot tables and graphs, etc.

jubilationtcornpone , vor einem Monat

Lol no that just summons a few demons. When you write an entire "application" in VBA and use hidden worksheets as the "database", then try to share it with the entire organization via a shared drive, then and only then will the gates of hell open and Satan himself come forth.

jubilationtcornpone , vor einem Monat

I have ALWAYS hated mac and cheese. Anyone I've ever told this to is like "hOw CaN yOu NoT lIkE MaC aNd ChEeSe!!?? It'S aMaZiNg!!"
I'm sure my dog thinks dogfood is amazing. But you don't see me eating it.

jubilationtcornpone , vor einem Monat

Shampoo bottle falling in the shower while your toddler is trying to sleep directly on the other side of the wall. Might as well be an earthquake.

jubilationtcornpone , vor 2 Monaten

Don't give them any ideas.

jubilationtcornpone , vor 2 Monaten

I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.

jubilationtcornpone , vor 2 Monaten

In other breaking news, having wealth of any degree makes it easier to acquire more wealth. More at 9:00!