jubilationtcornpone

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jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in please

This is one reason I'm still paying my monthly Microsoft dues. I'm an advanced [I guess] Excel user and none of the other spreadsheet programs out there can do everything Excel can do. At least not easily.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in I need to achieve this stage, too

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Just Want to Improve my Workplace

"Can we get a show show of hands just to confirm we're ready to move forward?"

Me Everyone, who wasn't listening and doesn't have a clue what they were just talking about: ✋

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Guess how my day started

Yeah, toilets in American homes tend to rely on a siphon to evacuate the bowl so the outlet has to be narrower. Also, Bidets are not very common so most people [insufficiently] clean themselves with toilet paper which is prone to causing clogs.

Personally, I installed a bidet a few years ago and I would never go back to not having one.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in the debt

"Bankers hate him! Get an 850 credit score and dictate the terms and interest rate of your own debt using this one simple trick."

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in You ain't fooling anyone

We have to get those bugs to production as quickly as possible to follow the "move fast, break things" directive.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in You wanted AI, didn't you

Lol no that just summons a few demons. When you write an entire "application" in VBA and use hidden worksheets as the "database", then try to share it with the entire organization via a shared drive, then and only then will the gates of hell open and Satan himself come forth.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in You wanted AI, didn't you

It's amazing what you can do with Excel if you know how. It makes it so easy to analyze complex data sets, accidentally summon the Dark Lord, create pivot tables and graphs, etc.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Not cool

I have ALWAYS hated mac and cheese. Anyone I've ever told this to is like "hOw CaN yOu NoT lIkE MaC aNd ChEeSe!!?? It'S aMaZiNg!!"
I'm sure my dog thinks dogfood is amazing. But you don't see me eating it.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Volume

Shampoo bottle falling in the shower while your toddler is trying to sleep directly on the other side of the wall. Might as well be an earthquake.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Americans be like

Don't give them any ideas.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in stop playing tetris!!1!1!!

I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.

jubilationtcornpone , an Memes in Build Back Better

In other breaking news, having wealth of any degree makes it easier to acquire more wealth. More at 9:00!

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