I made it 467 characters before I realized that the characters-left countdown mean that I was accidentally typing my bdsm-pun star trek pastiche into my SFW mastodon. Whoops.
@foone I was just considering patching the "Family" Mastodon server to have a >500 character limit and then saw your comment and thought "Yeah, maybe that wouldn't be a such a good idea."
(I already made sure Mastodon-private-me is dark mode, and Mastodon-public-me isn't.)
You can probably figure out the pun yourself. Draw the venn diagram of Star Trek terminology and BDSM terminology and see what's in the overlapping section, the vesica piscis.
@foone that was more a "I'll have to go have a look" than a judgement on the content of this account - though some workplaces may be offended by your hardware exploits ;)