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SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange

Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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tbh I know a lot of you aren’t ready for the end of Man because you aren’t even ready to revert to the quality of life in the 1980’s. We’re talking European QoL here. No A/C.

Imma b real I’m Alt-F4ing when that happens I’m not sticking around to live like that.

cliffb_infosec ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Joke's on you. I grew up in the south. Everywhere had AC in the 80s and even 70s.

autobotanist ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I laid in a tub of 60F water tonight for an hour not because it felt good and was comfortable. Sometimes I worry that I was born in the wrong century other times I am glad for modern conveniences and especially modern medicine. The point is you can choose to toughen up. But yes it feels like abuse.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Alt text?

kboyd ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity @uberbrady apparently matt berry is even doing voice work on image macros.

I'm not sure how it's possible, but I can only read that in his voice.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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“What kind of black liquid do you want this morning.”

ampersine ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

Squid ink, of course

grs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity So that's what happens on my god damn driveway... bloody slutty miatas.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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ceremus ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I think the thing I agree most with in that article is that a lot more research needs to be done, but I appreciate your context.

jorhett ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity it wouldn't be that clean. A significant percentages of people would be puking at any given moment

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Go search Clippy on Google.

malcircuit ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity That is the most unhinged and hilarious shit I've ever seen all day 😂

synth3tk ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Someone needs to revoke your internet rights.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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After you’ve seen Margin Call 6 times you realize how incredible the editing is. Just people talking in conference rooms the best shit top 10 movies.

reconbot ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity free on plex on demand

nucholab ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Almost eerily rewatchable

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Got their ass.

sqncs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

slashdottir ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Shed-yule this w'me gaffer

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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There’s a YouTube Guy for everything

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the_other_jon ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Is that Ruel 34, but for YouTube?

eri ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity engineer guy is so good. dude uploads like once every 5 years and each video is worth the wait

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Oops lol

dozymoe ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity religion is a front, virtue signaling

The real problem is the billionaires helped by Clarence along the way

timgatewood ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Biden could have appointed 4 new SCOTUS judges if they had expanded the court as so many of us were calling for. It's too late now.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Announcing an innovative Disney live action roleplaying experience –

Cyber Wars: Sanity’s Edge

rootwyrm ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity is having sanity at the beginning required?
Asking for approximately <checks notes> 466,000 of my friends.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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When you see it you’ll shit brix

dkoneill ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity ouch. To think that we funded journaling in Rieserfs 25 yrs ago at MP3.

gaelicWizard ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity first off, omfg. Second, how old is that screenshot?! No ReFS!

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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There was no hope for millennials

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jordonr ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity My father recently shared that I watched Robin Hood so much as a child he started to worry that I like Maid Marian too much.

Virginicus ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Gen X had the video for “Atomic Dog”, which may have had an impact.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Okay now that cross Mastodon and Bluesky posting with Linky is confirmed you should see more of me. I’ve been selectively posting between three networks and it’s exhausting this will help.

keyboardg ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity What is the consensus on BlueSky without Jack there?

keen456 ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Yay!

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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You vs the player they told you not to worry about

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mattround ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Reminded me of the greatest UK political meme image ever

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@SwiftOnSecurity I’m going to die on the hill that the Super Pad 64 is actually pretty great.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Whenever I see a LinkedIn screenshot I know I’m about to read the most infantile preening horseshit imaginable

pjakobs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity LinkedIn is nearing the AI singularity.
Over short, there will be nothing but AI generated posts and we'll need an AI to figure out if there is anything of relevance

anmnz ,

@SwiftOnSecurity Can’t believe you’re saying this in a world where Musk owns Twitter.

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