SwiftOnSecurity , Englisch
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Whenever I see a LinkedIn screenshot I know I’m about to read the most infantile preening horseshit imaginable

anmnz ,

@SwiftOnSecurity Can’t believe you’re saying this in a world where Musk owns Twitter.

pjakobs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity LinkedIn is nearing the AI singularity.
Over short, there will be nothing but AI generated posts and we'll need an AI to figure out if there is anything of relevance

resuna ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity It's like the written equivalent of TED talks.

rmd1023 ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity No lie detected.

frankcat ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity A lot of LI is pretty much like Tinder for the workplace - it needs some levels of privacy and managed networks to be anything other than a site for self promotion.

techcutie ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity for real, Linkedin = Facebook but everyone is incredibly full of themselves and tries their hardest to make themselves seem more eloquent & educated than whoever they are talking to

And the other half of it is recruiters offering me positions that are light-years out of alignment with the career path outlined by my profile 😄

some_natalie ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity could be worse ... this gem isn't uncommon in my DMs :blobcatyandere:

Methylcobalamin ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

"Look at me! I ran a shell command in Linux" fluffed up into "just a quick pointer from a rockstar programmer".

To be fair, you see a lesser version of that on Mastodon too.

sr3 , (Bearbeitet )
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@SwiftOnSecurity Years ago I saw a video there about some dude's daily routine where the fucker worked out, drove a sports car around, ate gourmet shit and for work he answered emails for like an hour a day.
Some people are a perfect combination of being born silver spoon in hand, being overly confident and having zero self awareness.

martijn ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Straight up facts, continuously surprised by what I had regarded as intelligent people and the trash they interact with

nygl ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity And possibly handwritten.

hllizi ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity LinkedIn. Where horses go to let it all out.

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