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jackemled

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gay little magic Andean mountain cat
I play Mario Kart Wii CTGP-R & Splatoon.
Profile picture by https://twitter.com/HawktalonDraws

If I've blocked you it's because you've made me uncomfortable in more than one reply to my posts or created a "So you hate waffles?" situation.

If you try to roleplay with me I will fucking microwave you with my mind. Please also do not flirt with me, especially if I do not know you.

I'm an adult so I might sometimes talk about adults only topics. I will add a content warning when my post contains anything nsfw.

Dieses Profil is von einem föderierten Server und möglicherweise unvollständig. Auf der Original-Instanz anzeigen

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Anyway, I’ll be voting – but you’re welcome for your choices to matter years later in ways you were warned about but didn’t match your online aesthetic to other insulated political cosplayers.

The bed you made is gonna be warm tonight. Unlike, you know, some other people.

jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity What does SCROTUM stand for?

foone , an Random Englisch
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Attacking AIs with Prompt Critical Injection

jackemled ,
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@foone But they're all unmarried men!

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guys I know you want to show off how stretchable your product is but could you please, please, not do it like this?

jackemled ,
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@foone goatse :neocat_scream_scared:

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oh sweet jesus. I found some raspi-based GPS/RFID devices at ewaste, right? and they had a mini-PCIe WLAN card, complete with SIM card in it.

The SIM card is still active.

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@foone free service!

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Is software made by guys maleware

jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I think this is one of the realest posts you've ever made.

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I know we've moved past fiber-wrapped cables for Good Reasons but I think it'd be funny if some of the Rope Geeks produced ethernet cables.

I want a hemp cat6 cable damn it.
It should come with rope oil and those emt safety sheers

jackemled ,
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@vxo @foone @rgegriff IPoBDSM

jackemled ,
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@foone @vxo @rgegriff It always returns to IP over Carrier Pigeon in some way!

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I use Linky to post to Mastodon and Bluesky at the same time.

https://pragmaticcode.com/linky/

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@SwiftOnSecurity That sounds cool, but what is the screenshot of? The alt text just says "screenshot" & nothing else. When writing alt text, just describe whatever you would focus on in the image. It doesn't need to be super detailed, just the important parts needed to understand a picture. All "screenshot" tells me is that it's a picture of your display, not what's actually in that picture.

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I wonder how hard it is to make a fake USB printer.
Like, a printer that takes any printout and goes "yep, that printed just fine" but nothing ever comes out anywhere

jackemled ,
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@foone Those exist! You can buy them anywhere that sells printers. Just ask where they have printers & you can buy any of those & it will do this.

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Instagram ads

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@SwiftOnSecurity I have literally no idea what this is. I can't see the picture & there's no alt text. Everyone else who has shitty Internet or is blind has no idea either.

jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity good lird

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    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Can't see. Please add alt text.

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    Hey babe did the verdict come in yet

    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Image doesn't load. Are you just not adding alt text to any of these or is it not federating for some reason?

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    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Alt text?

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    Go search Clippy on Google.

    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Please add content warnings & alt text.

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    Oops lol

    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Can you add alt text?

    SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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    When you see it you’ll shit brix

    jackemled ,
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    @SwiftOnSecurity Could you please add alt text to this one? Bad Internet right now

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