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SwiftOnSecurity

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Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

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thewisenerd ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

its more of a

"what has science done now"

SwiftOnSecurity , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Pick one

rx13 ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity
The "chance of death is as unpleasant as losing a material thing" crowd is something... Maybe the theory is that life is also material? Idk

tvwonder ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I'm in Europe right now so I'm trying to be hyper aware of this

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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My aesthetic for the pleasure of human experiences is denial of them to the lower class. Poor people eating caviar ruin the taste.

DaveMWilburn ,
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God, caviar is so gross. It makes me wonder whether it was some sort of giant prank pulled on the wealthy for the last thousand years.

What other gross stuff can we trick the wealthy into eating?

sqncs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

Is this why you're a windows admin?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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The fact is many senior CTI analysts today started off as weebs mainlining off-label anime at 12yo, acquired from private DC++ servers hosting DivX telecine’d by a guy in Philly who worked odd jobs to buy a machine for a format that only existed in Japan for 18 months.

nemokamui ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity oh hey Deja vu post. Thanks for the orphan

AhmedAlnabeeh93 ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Hello everyone, I am Ahmed from Gaza. I am 30 years old. My dreams and my home have been destroyed. I hope you can help me and my family. Share and support my link and donate 💔🙏
https://gofund.me/8f06f4d5

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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I don’t think it’s right how programmers appropriate the names of real jobs with impact to people’s lives and consequences when they do something unsafely, like “garbage collector.”

malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity You mean "waste management consultant"

SpaceLifeForm , (Bearbeitet )

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I know someone in that industry.

He got a bullet thru the windshield today.

He is OK.

He suspects he is alive because he was not speeding.

cc: @Dejaview70

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Update: They arrived.
Our missiles are Guided By Pride! 😀🌈

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that_ac ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

People more upset about some socks than the nazis they keep cheering on getting busted for CSAM.

rmd1023 ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity @jerry The socks are JUST THAT DANGEROUS, maaaaan.

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“It’s like we filled the engine with milk.”
Transparent engine shows oil inside a functioning engine as it’s increasingly filled.
https://youtu.be/VaTbfvzNbxQ

BenCurranDev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity “Go get some more oil Sergei!” Is gonna be my phrase when I want to do something really reckless from now on.

Terci ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Garage54 and ProjectFarm are top tier channels 👍

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Interesting post from @troyhunt that walks you through the investigation and methods and human impacts. https://www.troyhunt.com/telegram-combolists-and-361m-email-addresses/

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Coworker takes all your written text and video calls and turns you into their AI partner. One day they accidentally message the wrong version.

SpaceLifeForm ,

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Like maybe talking to the wrong #AI Avatar version?

https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/3/24168733/zoom-ceo-ai-clones-digital-twins-videoconferencing-decoder-interview

Cuprohastes ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Their AI partner is now angry with them for two timing with the non virtual version of you and is on the rampage through the network.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Screenshot of “obligatory message acting like I know anything” message from me in Teams chat

Ertain ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity That's why I try to give the receiving person a clue as to what I'm talking about.

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@SwiftOnSecurity copilot is that you?

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Used to be you could order free Ubuntu CD’s. Their first release proved controversial. I got like 48 of them as a teen. They’re now going for $10+.
Ubuntu is a Zulu word for an African philosophy of interconnectedness, which is the theme they were going for.

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@SwiftOnSecurity so you're telling me I should be selling my copies 🤔

foo ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I’ve still got some of them. Even have the AMD64/PowerPC variants, which are probably even more rare.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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These megabreaches are just emphasizing security isn’t enough you need to be de-risking by driving data purges and asking critical questions of product teams. You need customer location maybe but you don’t need to store a history of it.

cobratbq ,

@SwiftOnSecurity data-FOMO

kauer ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity most times the data you need is not the data you store. "Is this person over 18?" Requires a boolean, not a birthday, at least once suitable proof is sighted. Similarly "does this person have a driver's licence?" requires a boolean (and maybe an expiry date), not a copy of the licence. There is SO MUCH stuff stored for the wrong reasons or "just in case".

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gnate ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Pairs well with the Raytheon cap, and Halliburton jacket, but I'd avoid the Boeing choker.

PTPetra ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity F-35 pride pin next on your list?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Hey babe did the verdict come in yet

Aphrodite ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

ohhhh yeah

34 guilty, zero not guilty

jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Image doesn't load. Are you just not adding alt text to any of these or is it not federating for some reason?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Me and who?

thomas_shone ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity too soon: https://nltimes.nl/2024/05/30/schiphol-worker-intentionally-jumped-aircraft-engine-kill

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