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SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange

Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Internet Archive should not have risked their larger mission and burned $$$ on lawyers so they could do a cool pandemic stunt.

steve ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Book piracy sites existed before and exist after. IA didn’t even do something new. But now many folks - and most authors, afaict - have the bad taste of IA being just another piracy site.

icpmoles ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity they are probably at the point where paying for a proper distribution license for the books back then would have been cheaper than dealing with the lawyers.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Getting invited to Discord just feels like someone’s onlyfans you have to participate in

jason123santa ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity its as if everyone now has a discord server and then the website that person has falls behind on updates because the discord server is easier to update on

CStamp ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I was invited to a Discord and, nope. I really, really do not like it.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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matteojoliveau ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity instructions unclear

gh0sti ,
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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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The resonance frequency of street signaling and damaging them with wind https://youtu.be/oYW_3R1yN8Y

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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It’s time to kill God

pelicangut ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity "we'll fly to the Heavens and blow them to Hell" – Seth Sentry

lerg ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity What does God need with a StarShip?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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“How far are you into the radicalization pipeline?”
“That’s just something cucks say to make the truth dangerous.”
“Okay, so, pretty far.”

dozymoe ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity nah, it starts with being a victim, which gives you rights to do something extreme

otherwise it's empty accusation

dax ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity

or, in my case:
"how far are you into the radicalization pipeline?"
"maybe we should eat the rich."
"figuratively, right?"
"I think literally is on the table"
"okay, so pretty far"

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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wtf there’s a guy on this conference call whose audio is freezing and each time it sounds like someone pulling a guitar string???

“it’s not a show stopper it’s just sOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM”
Audio transports are so weird.

Terci ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity BODY ONCE TOLD ME

bogdrakonov ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity can you clip all his guitar freezes together to make a metal song?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Just got report back on an analysis of security flaws in a product.

sqncs ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity ah, now I get the joke!

silverN0mad ,
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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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I use Linky to post to Mastodon and Bluesky at the same time.

https://pragmaticcode.com/linky/

jackemled ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity That sounds cool, but what is the screenshot of? The alt text just says "screenshot" & nothing else. When writing alt text, just describe whatever you would focus on in the image. It doesn't need to be super detailed, just the important parts needed to understand a picture. All "screenshot" tells me is that it's a picture of your display, not what's actually in that picture.

brandan ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity any android or web quiv?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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“Lord of the Rings star Sean Astin once asked [cinematographer] Lesnie ‘where is the light coming from?’ when they were shooting in what should have been a darkened tower. Lesnie replied, ‘Same place as the music.’”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/04/game-of-thrones-too-dark-hard-to-see-battle-of-winterfell-long-night

rpetre ,

@SwiftOnSecurity "... and next one asking stupid questions gets to climb the mountain on foot with Sean Bean"

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@SwiftOnSecurity Could have worked being that dark if all of the defensive fortifications weren't BEHIND THE GODDAMNED ARMY

You have castle walls, you dense motherfuckers. What a shitshow that became, stop letting generic sitcom writers into these projects. The corporate scribes are a fucking cancer to strange shows

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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I didn’t know my car ran Windows

ThirstyGayGeek ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity @GossiTheDog ah it seems you’ve confused “safety recall” with “recall safety”. Honest mistake anyone could make.

1morumotto ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity It does now.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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What really ticks me off are Europeans appropriating American accomplishments. Why are you naming things Apollo? You didn’t go to the Moon??

qhstone ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity In this thread:

jaanus ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity many people apparently did not get the joke

I do hope it was a joke

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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simonoid ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Victorian government doing the bare minimum to "stop the machines "😑

lostdoco ,

@SwiftOnSecurity automaton propaganda!

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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I showed your mom how to use a password manager for your parent’s safe word.

SeismoAllegra ,
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j3rn ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I anticipated a "pls respond" at the end of this post.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Every social network userbase has its own theme on the type of loser it enables. Which is why I move between them so easily, as the ultimate loser.

itsonlybrad ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity I suck at all the things, so that way I always come out on the bottom, 60% of the time, every time

malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Shitposting is the skeleton key of social media and yours is awesome

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