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kboyd

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Software Developer, Photographer, Sailing Enthusiast.

I talk about #photography, #sailing, #ebikes, reading, writing, watching TV, cooking, politics, climate, EVs, more sailing, programming, the open and sustainable web, php, sailing again, and more. Ask me about sailing co-operatives. (he/him)

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foone , an Random Englisch
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I made it 467 characters before I realized that the characters-left countdown mean that I was accidentally typing my bdsm-pun star trek pastiche into my SFW mastodon. Whoops.

kboyd ,
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@foone ... does it involve Odo in leather gear? It involves Odo in leather gear, doesn't it?

I couldn't find an appropriate (or as the case may be, inappropriate) gif, but here is Deadpool quoting Khan. Rich Corinthian Leather.

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Tesla says Model 3 that burst into flames in fatal tree crash wasn’t defective

Lawsuit alleged defects with both Tesla's self-driving and Model 3 flammability.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/tesla-says-model-3-that-burst-into-flames-in-fatal-tree-crash-wasnt-defective/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

kboyd ,
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@arstechnica Got it. Designed to crash into trees & explode. Just like gas cars, except it finds the trees on its own.

foone , an Random Englisch
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I wonder how well your average computer motherboard would handle being in a pressurized air environment.
Like your sea level pressure is like 14 PSI, and inside a car tire is like 30 PSI.
I wonder if any components would fail at the latter pressure?

kboyd ,
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@foone Would thermal transfer be improved at higher pressure?

18+ foone , an Random Englisch
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I finally figured out what's wrong with my dryer!
There's no drum to put the clothes in. This is a rookie mistake, Samsung.

kboyd ,
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@foone is it one of those ones that plays a cute song when a load is finished?

If so, would it be within the parameters of your arrangement to make it play the DOOM theme?

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kboyd ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity @uberbrady apparently matt berry is even doing voice work on image macros.

I'm not sure how it's possible, but I can only read that in his voice.

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I somehow managed to break Visual Studio so that it can't render text in source code.

Everything else seems to work fine, but if you click on a .cpp file, it just shows you a blank window.

kboyd ,
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@foone "we've got font rendering experts at home"

the font rendering expert:

Angry Ryan Gosling GIF by Saturday Night Live "I know what you did!"

foone , an Random Englisch
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Can't believe they spent a gigawatt training GPT3 and the fucker isn't even trying to overthrow humanity.

Look, where I come from, if you burn a gigawatt of energy to make an AI, it had better damn well go skynet on you.

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@foone To learn about nuclear weapons, first we must learn about what it means to be a weapon.

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Anyone know an easy way to show a full screen image in windows 95?
I thought I could use mspaint but it turns out it adds a 1px border in full-screen mode.

I could write a simple win32 app but that seems like a lot of work for something this simple

kboyd ,
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@foone a web browser in fullscreen mode, perhaps?

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