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SwiftOnSecurity

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Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
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computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Merry Christmas to the most free and industrious and important country of all time. 🇺🇸🦅

gary_alderson ,
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that_ac ,
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Tay, if your aim is to piss people off...

HAPPY ALL COUNTRIES MATTER DAY!!!!

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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You hear that? That’s the sound of Freedom ringing. 🇺🇸🦅

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@SwiftOnSecurity I always thought it was tinnitus.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Happy Birthday to the #1 country in the world for 1776 years 🇺🇸🦅

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@SwiftOnSecurity thats-bait.gif

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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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pa ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity CFO giving bad technical advice is really worrisome.

SwiftOnSecurity OP ,
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@ixs yep

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SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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@SwiftOnSecurity Most of what the US government and mainstream media say about Israel-Palestine is straight-up Israeli propaganda, though.

scobiform ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity We need more education on old Soviet tactics of disinformation.

SwiftOnSecurity , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Anyway, I’ll be voting – but you’re welcome for your choices to matter years later in ways you were warned about but didn’t match your online aesthetic to other insulated political cosplayers.

The bed you made is gonna be warm tonight. Unlike, you know, some other people.

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Over dinner in 2017, I was ridiculed by a law school professor for saying that, if elected, Trump would pervert the Supreme Court.

Justices' faith in the inviolability of their institution was their biggest weakness. Once that the right actively exploited.

carlyraebrian ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity your theory of hillary election

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Dawg I think West Wing lied to us

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@SwiftOnSecurity It's like all those cop shows where the detectives are committed to finding the truth...

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@SwiftOnSecurity
West Wing was a comedy
Veep was a drama

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Whoever debate prepped Biden is an insufferable nerd that needs their head put in a toilet and swirly’d.

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@SwiftOnSecurity @tcook The Democrat party is the most successful Republican project ever

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@SwiftOnSecurity You're being kind... Waterboarding would likely be more appropriate

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New stats meme just dropped

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@SwiftOnSecurity Based on a survey of local residents (N=1), GenZ all have 10 £ Casios they bought "donkeys years ago". The implications for luxury watch makers are disturbing.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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There’s all these unfair asymmetries in the universe like how it’s easier to grow a pitbull than a replacement toddler

18+ parzivalwolfram ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity it's not quite "a pitbull" anymore, if my Punnet squares are correct. They're not cloning actual pitbulls, they're cloning and inbreeding specific pitbulls to make "micro pitbulls"/"pocket pitbulls"/etc. pictured: full size, standing completely upright. There's "designer nano pitbulls" that are listed proudly as "3x" or "6x" inbred WITH THEMSELVES, because they're like fifth-generation clones. their family trees look like one of those meme time travel film charts, and their sperm sells for like $200/gram.

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@SwiftOnSecurity define grow

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SwiftOnSecurity OP ,
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@dianea he complains about water not coming out of pipes all the time

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And he seems absolutely convinced that airing his personal grievances will absolutely lead to his election.

@dianea

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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There’s some nutjob around Lake Tahoe putting up flyers telling people to feed bears
https://abc7news.com/lake-tahoe-black-bears-feed-the-bear-flyers-population/14277473/

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Because my brain works differently...

"Tira says feeding bears human food ultimately causes harm to both the animals and people.

"They look for it, become addicted to it, become dependent on it, and their behavior changes. It gets more brazen. We see it escalate," Tira said."

If it can mess with bears like that, what is it doing to us?

Also the idiot behind the signs should be fed to the bears.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I'd be more concerned that bears have learned to type and print.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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It’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Maybe he's just frustrated by the two minute ads he has to watch every time before intercourse.

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@SwiftOnSecurity @briankrebs Bug – or mind virus? Are there any mysterious petabyte code blobs appearing recently in any of your home appliances?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Ugh Bluesky is glitching again

rev_null ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Are you using Edge as your browser? Because the cum feed doesn't work while Edging.

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@SwiftOnSecurity The blue is for balls

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