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SwiftOnSecurity

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Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

Dieses Profil is von einem föderierten Server und möglicherweise unvollständig. Auf der Original-Instanz anzeigen

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Finance staff:

Kyle Wobbler (CFA, CPA)
Senior Financial Analyst | Fiscal Oversight
Inconella, now a part of Obrekka Group Inc
A Top500 Place To Work
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CFO:

Get Outlook for iOS

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Anyway, I’ll be voting – but you’re welcome for your choices to matter years later in ways you were warned about but didn’t match your online aesthetic to other insulated political cosplayers.

The bed you made is gonna be warm tonight. Unlike, you know, some other people.

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Dawg I think West Wing lied to us

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Whoever debate prepped Biden is an insufferable nerd that needs their head put in a toilet and swirly’d.

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New stats meme just dropped

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(I made it after someone said they had data that showed 40% of GenZ owned a luxury watch. It was a survey on a luxury watch website.)

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There’s all these unfair asymmetries in the universe like how it’s easier to grow a pitbull than a replacement toddler

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@dianea he complains about water not coming out of pipes all the time

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Good find by Elastic - possibly North Korean based threat actors using an unfixed bug in Windows to execute code, undetected across all vendors until that point (and as of writing only Elastic detect still)

They’ve named it GrimResource https://www.elastic.co/security-labs/grimresource

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@GossiTheDog is this using an embedded iframe in MMC that has all the security turned off? I’ve always wondered about that scenario but never did anything. Will look more soon thx.

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@GossiTheDog I mean webview*

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There’s some nutjob around Lake Tahoe putting up flyers telling people to feed bears
https://abc7news.com/lake-tahoe-black-bears-feed-the-bear-flyers-population/14277473/

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@meganL I tend to agree

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It’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.

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Ugh Bluesky is glitching again

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We are seeing an issue in Chrome/Edge browsers where WebRTC audio is silently dropping during a Group Policy refresh. This has been ongoing but recently ramped up as a big policy deployment has rolled out. If anyone has seen this or has narrowed it down let me know.

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Malware implies the existence of femalware.

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Is software made by guys maleware

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Internet Archive should not have risked their larger mission and burned $$$ on lawyers so they could do a cool pandemic stunt.

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Getting invited to Discord just feels like someone’s onlyfans you have to participate in

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The resonance frequency of street signaling and damaging them with wind https://youtu.be/oYW_3R1yN8Y

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It’s time to kill God

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“How far are you into the radicalization pipeline?”
“That’s just something cucks say to make the truth dangerous.”
“Okay, so, pretty far.”

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wtf there’s a guy on this conference call whose audio is freezing and each time it sounds like someone pulling a guitar string???

“it’s not a show stopper it’s just sOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM”
Audio transports are so weird.

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Hello everyone. I've been a somewhat outspoken proponent of Fastly, and for good reason. They've been incredibly helpful and generous with hosting Infosec.Exchange. Moving Infosec.Exchange behind Fastly about a year ago was the single biggest improvement I've been able to bring to the Infosec.Exchange community in its more than 7 years of existence. No, I don't get paid by them to say this (or for any other reason), we just a good deal through their Fast Forward program on their services.

Today, Fastly asked me to help announce their new free tier developer accounts, which has been an oft-requested feature of them. You can find info on that free tier here: http://fastly.com/pricing and the announcement is here: http://fastly.com/instant

I don't generally like to plug things, but I have to tell you that I've been incredibly impressed by Fastly's service and their people. If you're a developer looking for CDN services, or otherwise in the market for CDN services give Fastly a look.

cc @devs

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@jerry @devs good to know

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Just got report back on an analysis of security flaws in a product.

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I use Linky to post to Mastodon and Bluesky at the same time.

https://pragmaticcode.com/linky/

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“Lord of the Rings star Sean Astin once asked [cinematographer] Lesnie ‘where is the light coming from?’ when they were shooting in what should have been a darkened tower. Lesnie replied, ‘Same place as the music.’”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/04/game-of-thrones-too-dark-hard-to-see-battle-of-winterfell-long-night

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I didn’t know my car ran Windows

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What really ticks me off are Europeans appropriating American accomplishments. Why are you naming things Apollo? You didn’t go to the Moon??

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I showed your mom how to use a password manager for your parent’s safe word.

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Every social network userbase has its own theme on the type of loser it enables. Which is why I move between them so easily, as the ultimate loser.

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Pick one

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My aesthetic for the pleasure of human experiences is denial of them to the lower class. Poor people eating caviar ruin the taste.

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    @infoseclogger yes this was a joke understanding that

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    @infoseclogger 👍 it was said as a valid interpretation thanks

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    The fact is many senior CTI analysts today started off as weebs mainlining off-label anime at 12yo, acquired from private DC++ servers hosting DivX telecine’d by a guy in Philly who worked odd jobs to buy a machine for a format that only existed in Japan for 18 months.

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    Fixed

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    @selenalarson you were right I made it better with another edit anyway 🤗

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    I don’t think it’s right how programmers appropriate the names of real jobs with impact to people’s lives and consequences when they do something unsafely, like “garbage collector.”

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    Update: They arrived.
    Our missiles are Guided By Pride! 😀🌈

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    @jerry wait why

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