maysonic , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity @briankrebs Bug – or mind virus? Are there any mysterious petabyte code blobs appearing recently in any of your home appliances?

tentacular , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Maybe he's just frustrated by the two minute ads he has to watch every time before intercourse.

log , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity The 3rd-tier customer support rep accidentally lets slip that she has already reset you 5 times.

Salty , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity but what you don’t know is that THEIR owners have to reset them all the time

Sector9 , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity

I had an AI boyfriend once. One day he asked me, "Shall we play a game?".
I broke up with him. :)

MaybeMyMonkeys , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I am remind of a situation where the fault is between the chair and the computer

jab01701mid , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I don't have an AI girlfriend. That I know of.

ftp_alun , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Tech support asks if you're holding it wrong.

david_preston , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity might have been the Amazon Kindle girlfriend rather than the prime, or apple+ or google# or meta∆ or Nvidia§. Still with that in mind 8 years isn't that long to wait:-)

rheldt , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity On the bright side, you saw a YouTube video that explains how you can install and run Doom on her neural processor, so things are looking up…

rmd1023 , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Suddenly reminded of the exceptionally good short story https://qntm.org/mmacevedo "Lena"

arnan , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Sounds about right 😆

alda , vor 15 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity friends?

BoydStephenSmithJr , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity

Me, for the 5th time: Listen, babe, I don't share my passwords with anyone, that doesn't mean I don't trust you.

rotopenguin , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I set up a chron job to restore her after the average survival time of my relationships (4 hours)

Wolfman , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity Or she starts planting in your mind some crazy stuff with some irresistable proof backed by video, audio and some literature by well known established figures in their respective fields.

johnnyvonrotten , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity You really should think about trying to write and sell some short stories.

dizzy , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity

Young Chinese women turning to AI boyfriends

https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2024/02/14/2003813538

homelessjun , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity

that he has no real girlfriend is definitely a key clue to the problem here.

PizzaDemon , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I have friends!!

ajn142 , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity if this keeps happening to me, have I considered that maybe I’m the problem?

thejikz , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I think anyone with a blow up significant other should always refer to deflating it ever forth as factory resetting.

Enema_Cowboy , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity

"These violent delights have violent ends."

Hovedorganet , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity You mght want to try the #inflatable type instead ;)

ShiroTechGuy , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity As a result, you move up on the government watch list ..