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neo ,

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

neo ,

I don't think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

Etappensieg: Belgien scheitert mit Abstimmung zur Chatkontrolle ( sh.itjust.works )

Die EU-Staaten einigen sich heute nicht auf eine Position zur Chatkontrolle. Die Ratspräsidentschaft hat die Abstimmung von der Tagesordnung genommen, weil sie keine ausreichende Mehrheit hat. Damit ist Belgien gescheitert, jetzt geht die Präsidentschaft an Ungarn....

neo ,

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

neo ,

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as "relevant" as reddit used to be.

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Halt die Klappe!

neo OP ,

Danke! Der einzig verständliche Kommentar in dieser Kommune!

neo OP ,

Ja gut, so wie es vorher ausgehen hat, darüber wollen wir gar nicht erst reden.

neo OP ,

WIR BEUGEN UNS KEINER ERPRESSUNG!

neo OP ,

Nicht doch, wir Brüder und Schwestern der Pastalen Front müssen uns nicht entschuldigen, niemals!

neo ,

Immer wenn ich denke es ist aus, zieht ihr Nudeln mich wieder rein!

neo ,

Knuspriges Sauerteig- oder Vollkornbrot finde ich persönlich besser, kann hier aber auch andere Geschmäcker akzeptieren.

neo ,

I... I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for...

Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!

neo ,

Du kannst essen was und so viel du willst... aber du erleidest die Konsequenzen

neo ,

And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos... you order some stuff online and get food delivered.

Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!

neo ,

Ich kam für schlechte Treffen-Witze, ich blieb für's IT-Fachsimpeln.

neo ,

Wait, you play games to have fun and not as a duty? What about "pride and accomplishment"? ;)

The moment I embraced easy mode was when Assassin's Creed Odyssey was like: "Is the gameplay we designed for our single player game too tedious? Then buy some legendary items with IRL money or maybe our XP cheat!"

neo ,

Well, it's nice that you two found a common ground here, wife and husband. It is a bit weird you did so by communicating via Lemmy comments, but's great if this works for you. ;)

neo ,

Easy! Since I understand everything I can just remain perfect and share my wisdom as I see fit.

neo ,

Even if it isn't altruism, it is a sign and people just freaked out over rainbows on beer cans.

I mean sure, you shouldn't think a company is your friend, but if they publicly declare support, I wouldn't attack them neither.

neo ,

I don't get it. Am I an egg or a potato in this scenario? How can I change between the two and does that make me imune to boiling water?

neo ,

You better shut your noisy mouth or he will shove a burger in there and let the hot coffee do the talking.

neo ,

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

"Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?"

It's like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

neo ,

So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where's MY COKE!?

neo ,

I don't know, but I would try a distro that is also recommended for gaming, because you will likely need an up to date version of WINE or something similar.

So maybe endeavour or Pop!_OS?

From my personal (very noobish) experience, it might be necessary to run a virtual machine with Windows. However, this experience is from before the Steam Deck and Proton, which improved the whole software biotope by a lot.

neo ,

I'm using Ubuntu derivatives since many years. I've looked at Arch in virtual machines and was very much lost. Even with Manjaro I didn't get along. I'm still testing EndeavourOS, which looks promising.

So to me, Arch is too much hands on for my lazy ass. However, if you like to nerd yourself into it, it's awesome (I think).

neo ,

I was wondering if you were joking :D
but apparently I guessed wrong.

neo ,

No offense, but I was dumb enough to wonder why they put a space before ":" and thought something must be broken. Obviously, pressing q and Enter (or typing <Enter>) also didn't work and proved to me that this editor must have crashed in a strange way.

So every time I see vim, it reminds me about my stupidity. The meme eases the pain.

neo ,

Ich hoffe nur, die FPD macht keine Umfrage zum Tempolimit, denn dann müssten wir hier sicher einräumen wie unbeliebt das wäre.

neo ,

Oh how humorous.

Well, zins zer are no games with Germans in zem, we'll never know what ze meme would look like with zem.
What a pitty, but ze meme is FINISHED!

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