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malwareminigun

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Dev at Microsoft on the vcpkg team. Former @VisualC STL maintainer. He/Him (Although I don’t care much)

Dieses Profil is von einem föderierten Server und möglicherweise unvollständig. Auf der Original-Instanz anzeigen

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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Oh my god.

All my life I‘ve been paranoid about accidentally putting the wrong fuel in my cars and it turns out THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE because they made the diesel nozzles bigger, so they won’t fit

Why do anxieties inherited from my dad not update themselves 🙃🙃🙃

malwareminigun ,
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@fasterthanlime Of course the opposite direction is more than possible :)

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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I solved "tool Y is great... but it's mac-only" by only having macs around 😬

malwareminigun ,
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@fasterthanlime ftp itself is kinda barbaric isn't it? 😅

fasterthanlime , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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When you use the phrase “let’s be honest” do you mean “let’s be honest with each other“ or do you mean “let’s be honest with ourselves“?

malwareminigun ,
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@fasterthanlime are those not synonyms?

malwareminigun ,
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@fasterthanlime I see, ourselves referring to individuals rather than the group

malwareminigun ,
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@fasterthanlime "let's be honest, our customers use us for the text editor and not the UML designer" ... is that "ourselves" or "each other"?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Every social network userbase has its own theme on the type of loser it enables. Which is why I move between them so easily, as the ultimate loser.

malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Shitposting is the skeleton key of social media and yours is awesome

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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I don’t think it’s right how programmers appropriate the names of real jobs with impact to people’s lives and consequences when they do something unsafely, like “garbage collector.”

malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity You mean "waste management consultant"

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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There’s a YouTube Guy for everything

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malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Considering how much car stuff is voodoo magic hearing someone who has any idea what's going on instead of just making shit up all the time is nice

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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When you see it you’ll shit brix

malwareminigun ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity That last feature is interesting; are we sure more filesystems don't have it? :)

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