fasterthanlime , Englisch
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

Oh my god.

All my life I‘ve been paranoid about accidentally putting the wrong fuel in my cars and it turns out THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE because they made the diesel nozzles bigger, so they won’t fit

Why do anxieties inherited from my dad not update themselves 🙃🙃🙃

malwareminigun ,
@malwareminigun@infosec.exchange avatar

@fasterthanlime Of course the opposite direction is more than possible :)

fasterthanlime OP ,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar
herveus ,
@herveus@medievalist.masto.host avatar

@fasterthanlime When unleaded gas became a thing, the nozzles were made smaller and the smaller hole was there at the top of the filler so you could not stuff the leaded filler in there and wreck the catalytic converter.

...and I watched someone carefully trickle leaded gas into the filler around the restrictor plate, presumably because it was cheaper.

romanslab ,
@romanslab@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime I gotta try that! The stress relief would be insane

superblox ,
@superblox@mastodon.vlaanderen avatar

@fasterthanlime They made diesel nossles bigger? Wouldn't that render it incompatible with old diesel cars?

fasterthanlime OP ,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

I swear to God half of resolving anxieties is just doing threat modeling, like, really asking yourself the question: “OK, in the worst possible scenario what actually happens?”

luciano ,
@luciano@parens.social avatar

@fasterthanlime my therapist would play this game with me and when I would actually explain the absolute worst case I would feel so dang silly…. very effective technique, +1

Kiskae ,
@Kiskae@hachyderm.io avatar

@fasterthanlime does that mean I'm perpetually threat modelling my life...

HobbieJ ,
@HobbieJ@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime See, thinking about the worst possible thing always causes me MORE anxiety.

fasterthanlime OP ,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

Re: preventing the opposite (accidentally putting petrol in a diesel car) you can grab one of these! https://www.solodiesel.eu/en

luppano ,
@luppano@lou.lt avatar

@fasterthanlime I don't understand how this works and I can't find any clear explanation, it is driving me crazy.
Also, too bad the simpler "bigger nozzle for diesel" is implemented this way around, since petrol in a diesel is a bigger problem than diesel fuel in a petrol engine.

aidenfoxivey ,
@aidenfoxivey@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime This is so euro pilled.

macmade ,
@macmade@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime Your car doesn’t start, a zombie outbreak starts, you cannot flee, you get half-eaten and become a zombie yourself. Or, your car doesn’t start, a Justin Bieber show starts at the gas station, you cannot flee, you end up with a dedicated Justin Bieber tattoo on your bum. Fuel is scary business…

CompilersJay ,
@CompilersJay@hci.social avatar

@fasterthanlime the other half is triage right?

0atman ,
@0atman@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime right! And don't forget to do an incident review after the fact, do some root cause analysis, and be kind to all present by reminding everyone of the Prime Directive:

"Regardless of what we discover, we understand and truly believe that everyone did the best job they could, given what they knew at the time, their skills and abilities, the resources available, and the situation at hand."

♥️

tintvrtkovic ,
@tintvrtkovic@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime heh I always check like three times too. But making the diesel nozzles bigger only solves half the issue, no?

thejpster ,
@thejpster@hachyderm.io avatar

@fasterthanlime you can still put a petrol nozzle in a diesel, if that helps :)

fasterthanlime OP ,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

@thejpster I was really hoping that there was some sort of system to detect that the nozzle isn’t snug, and that would refuse to deliver fuel

acsawdey ,
@acsawdey@fosstodon.org avatar

@fasterthanlime @thejpster When you’re done here the liquid fuel nozzles will look like the EV charging plugs with wild shapes sprouting half a dozen pipes and electrical contacts 🤣

My recollection of the history is when cars requiring unleaded fuel came out, the fuel filler neck was made smaller, and unleaded pumps used a smaller nozzle. You could use unleaded in older cars and it was mostly ok, but not the other way round. The diesel nozzle is the same larger size as the old leaded gas one.

gigantos ,
@gigantos@social.linux.pizza avatar

@fasterthanlime @thejpster there is a solution and the name is SoloDiesel. I saw it in my local Volkswagen shop many years ago, and after a search it seems to still exist.

https://www.solodiesel.eu/en

thek3nger ,
@thek3nger@mastodon.social avatar

@fasterthanlime @thejpster At least Petrol into Diesel is way less problematic than Diesel into Petrol.

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