dumbass

dumbass , vor 10 Tagen

That'll do pig, you piece of shit.

dumbass , vor 17 Tagen

I've tried, they're too busy tho..

dumbass , vor 19 Tagen

Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

Ronald McDonald by like a good country mile, yeah joker has killed a whole bunch of people, but his kill counter stops every so often, Ronald's has a constant flow of smoke coming from it its moving so fast.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/75ae8e92-858c-4bda-b11d-31dd6acae21e.jpeg

dumbass , vor einem Monat

The wines for you to drink while angrily trying to get a stupid exe you only need once to work.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

GTX Firebomb

dumbass , vor einem Monat

That's a soft take...

*clears throat*

macaroni and cheese utterly disgusting, nothing about it is appetising, the consistency of it is remarkably similar to the consistency of sewage, it smells like concentrated foot sweat and I dont know how it takes an amazing tasting product like cheese and turns it into the this horrifically vile tasting slop, but that right there is proof of Satan's existence.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

My favourite line is " ohh you haven't tried mine yet!" No I haven't and its because I hate Mac and cheese!

dumbass , vor einem Monat

Cheers! I thought it cut right to the point of who people are interacting with and hopefully they don't take me too seriously when I say dumbass things.

dumbass , vor einem Monat (Bearbeitet vor einem Monat)

Architect: ahh my masterpiece is complete, I can rest now, not a single repeating measurement in the whole design.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

Bless you!

dumbass , vor einem Monat

Look I'd like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven't seen decades and I must watch it.

dumbass , vor einem Monat

You do understand how jokes work, right?

dumbass , vor einem Monat

You hear a knock on the window of the ISS, you look over and see an alien in a spacesuit floating, it holds a piece of space paper against the window that says "I use arch btw".

dumbass , vor einem Monat

Well, I like writing, so I might go give it a look.

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

Don't buy into their lies! The sun is evil, 100% of people that have gone out into the sun are dead or dying, it is constantly screaming at us and spitting burning rays of hellfire at us. It could destroy us all with with one little sneeze! That monster needs to be stopped!

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

I'm too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen...

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

I see 6

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

Is this photo his audition to play the wicked witch of the west?

I'll get you my pretty!

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

What's the best distro for a dumbass to use?

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

She literally carries the actors throughout the show.

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

What's the best distro for a dumbass?

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

I got my hours cut to 4 days a week so I could actually have some rest.

I work retail and was working in the meat department which takes 3 people minimum to run efficiently, it was just me and occasionally my boss who was in-charge of the other fresh departments , killed my mental health and my knee got fucked from single handedly running the entire department.

Then I had to get my dog of 15 years put down and because of that job, the last couple of months I was too tired to do things with her as much, so I went " fuck this shit" told my boss I'm unable to fulfil my full time contract and requested hours cut to 4 days max, citing physical and mental health reasons.

Now I get to chill out working fresh produce throwing fruit and veg up, 4 days a week with a bunch of days off scattered around, which I quite enjoy and my mental and physical health are getting better.

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

I love when he broke character at the end because he was excited about Conan temperature rising 2 degrees.