NigelFrobisher

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Someone needs to tell Mads he’s way too old to take Jordan Peterson seriously.

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Terrerrerria 4 life

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All baby animals are absolutely adorable, and human babies look like Winston Churchill having a sulk.

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Threw. Few.

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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=QbBlSd8CGnktXA7m

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As a straight man I finally feel seen.

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My still good at it.

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No one knows who they were or what they were doing. But their legacy remains .Hewn into the living rock... Of Stone enge.

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Didn’t know Marks & Spencer’s even made pumps.

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She could have just written down where she hid her cash savings.

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If we could just round up the political people and get rid of them the world would be a much cleaner place.

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Where is the power-bottom secret kept?

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They could put in triple glazing? I dunno, just thinking that might be easier.

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    People thinking they saw the guy get run over is another stupid “Mandela Effect” thing.

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    It’s actually pronounced more like “murn doo”.

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    “Must be experienced at balancing multiple competing priorities”.

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    They’re turning the frogs gay!

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    Smarter than the average bear.

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    Make thyself scarce, cur, less ye see the back of my hand.

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    All my exes are bash commands.

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    I often wonder if anyone who says this even seen The Hidden Fortress.

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    C3PO is referenced in Heretics Of Dune.

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    The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

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    Yep, bloke’s not even vaguely straining to hang off anything.

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    I think the last time I cashed a cheque my elderly mum wrote it. Had no idea before that people even still had cheque books after 2002 or something, but fortunately I didn’t have to find if there was a branch of my bank left within fifty miles because you can scan them in the app and pretend the other person sent you money in a normal way.

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    The bad news is that he is now indentured to the necromancer’s spell.

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    Wait, so he’s banging the bear?

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    And the Scots, who confusingly lived in Ireland.

    Eurovision suspends Joost Klein ( nltimes.nl ) Englisch

    Klein was at the location, and even took part in the opening portion of the dress rehearsal. Israeli-born Luxembourg contestant Tali Golergant performed fourth during Friday's rehearsal in Malmo, Sweden. Klein was supposed to take part after, but the EBU moved on to the next contestant, Israeli Eden Golan. As time went on,...

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    Israel and Azerbaijan should go join the Asiavision Song Contest.

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    And yet Russia is excluded.

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    Normal conversation between two humans holding a small black rectangle in front of their faces.

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    Men seriously feeling the need to convince the world that they are not as dangerous as a wild bear.

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    Arm teachers with RPGs.

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    Real reason is you get a tax break on expenses on construction projects, so if you never finish your house your can claim back sales tax on groceries and utilities.

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    Only so it could destroy all your critical infrastructure and then charge you to rebuild it all using US contractors.

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    It’s also ANZAC day, so it’s a public holiday.

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    Canada geese are satans.

    (Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

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    No-one escapes from Normal Island.

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    Spoilers - he didn’t want anyone to change his mind.

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