Catoblepas

Catoblepas , vor einem Tag

Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

Catoblepas , vor 5 Tagen

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I love this meme format

Catoblepas , vor 5 Tagen

Nope, it’s been floating around on the internet for years. I’m not sure who the OC is.

Catoblepas , vor 8 Tagen

Chronic pain gang, rise up 💪 (or remain seated)

Catoblepas , vor 17 Tagen

MiniMinuteMan did a bit where he just juggled while talking about the sponsor and you know what, it fucking worked on me. Jangle those keys for me.

Catoblepas , vor 28 Tagen

Printing imitation US dollars is illegal. Printing Varven Bux is legal! They may not be accepted everywhere, though.

Catoblepas , vor 28 Tagen

We can’t ignore that there are other ways of doing it besides credit scores or overt racism. Some countries have no credit scores at all and just base loan eligibility on your salary and employment history.

Catoblepas , vor 28 Tagen

Sorry, I’m not sure how to answer “how is measuring your credit worthiness based on your income a good way to determine how much to lend you.” I would think it’s pretty obvious that your capacity to repay a loan is dependent on your current income, not how many loans and credit cards you’ve had active in the past.

Catoblepas , vor 27 Tagen

If you stop paying your car or home loan it gets repossessed, people with bad money management still have incentives to pay those on time.

Catoblepas , vor einem Monat

Hidden Fortress by Akira Kurosawa. It’s still enjoyable today IMO, and you can really see how some of the characters are a direct line to Star Wars characters.

Catoblepas , vor 2 Monaten

Their feet are like if monkeys had toe beans. It should be disturbing, but it’s just cute.

Catoblepas , vor 2 Monaten

That’s chicken of the woods, named for its flavor. If you see something that makes you say “that looks like chicken of the woods” it’s because it’s chicken of the woods.

Catoblepas , vor 2 Monaten

Run tap water through a filter and a seltzer maker and then you’ve got the freshest, crispest seltzer known to man 🤌 None of that nasty ass metal can flavor in it

Catoblepas , vor 6 Monaten

Seems like the man himself disagrees with you, since he saw it as a big enough problem to get professional help and make long lasting changes. 🤷‍♂️

Catoblepas , vor 8 Monaten

Nothing against people who prefer meat substitutes. But I do think they should be brave and just abandon meat altogether.

Looking at someone not eating meat: you should stop eating meat.