LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest ,

It's Wednesday

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LemmyKnowsBest ,

Hey you guys I just had an amazing thought, wouldn't it be amazing if he just sort of accidentally dropped dead of natural causes or whatever so we could be relieved of all this nonsense? And Biden too...

seriously, I imagine what a huge relief that would be.

of course politics would just replace them with some other yahoos up there but can we just move on already...

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I absolutely do NOT follow politics, but am addicted to reddit & Lemmy in my downtime when I'm not doing yoga or massaging people or sleeping and it's pretty impossible to avoid getting hit in the head with posts mentioning political figures every time we leisurely browse Lemmy.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yes I swear both ends are blocked off until I look straight at it with both my eyes to unlock it.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Nostalgia? This is something I still deal with every day. What future are you living in?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

While I'm extremely envious of you, if I had the opportunity to choose one superpower, there are probably a million others I'd choose before that one haha

like a superpower that gives me exactly as much money as I need at any given moment anytime I need it.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

decades ago? those people are all dead now. let's try again.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

And there was that one guy who claimed that scientifically every cell in our body regenerates every 7 years, so after 7 years you are no longer the same person who committed the crime. So prisoners should not have to stay in prison more than 7 years.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

that one's easy. Just throw the junk keychain into the trash.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yeah. John Wilkes Booth definitely committed a crime.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Up until about 3 years ago I had always that it was JFK on the dime. Turns out the dime is Roosevelt or something.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Well don't leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they're away on vacation and posting about it on social media?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Oh I get it! The noble choice would be to choose NEITHER OF THESE THINGS, am I doing this right?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

to which she responded, "Yes of course you have a nose, but why are you cursing about it?"

LemmyKnowsBest ,

If that's the greatest legacy most of us will ever leave behind, sounds about right I guess.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

WTF is a toliet?

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East! And Toliet is the Sun!

LemmyKnowsBest ,

This is it. This settles the debate.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

arent Airbnbs supposed to be kinda like hotel or resort getaways? Why the hell would they come with a dog? That's rather unprofessional.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Lenin

Stalin

Vodka

LemmyKnowsBest ,

You're a genius. An evil genius who could figure out the most efficient way to kamikaze Hawaii from Japan.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Delicious housepet go chirp

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Role Playing Games? 🤔 I'm confused.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

She makes everyone hard.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I'm trying hard to understand this and/or determine if you are being serious or silly.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

and it could've been another work of art from u/shittymorph if In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker had thrown mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table and…

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I know it's not real because videos don't show up with a play button like that in my app

LemmyKnowsBest ,

You're a mischievous prankster & a fibber

LemmyKnowsBest ,

We will log this as a confession from you that you're a mischievous prankster, a liar, and high on acid. Hope you're having a great weekend 😄

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Everybody knows the deal. We just like to keep joking about it, as we see above in the OP meme.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Are ya winnin', Bitch Nugget? C'mere so I can kick your ass before I fuck yer mom.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

PS4 whingeing

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I might have the opposite problem that she does. Somehow I ended up being a bartender even though I've never touched alcohol in my life, in fact I despise alcohol. When highly-experienced bar patrons would rattle off their requests to me I would give them a blank stare and request them to repeat themselves slowly but talk to me like I'm a 5-year old. Thankfully they obliged and we got through that rough year one minute at a time. Sometimes I even invited the customers to come behind the bar and make their own damn drinks. That was a fun year. Not doing that job ever again.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I was stranded in a town in the middle of nowhere Nevada, the kind of town that only has a post office, one restaurant bar, and a motel. I was stranded because while I was traveling, my retirement direct deposits suddenly stopped coming in.

So the lady who owns all the motel and the restaurant she hired me the first day as a dishwasher, the second day as cleaning motel rooms, then the other housekeeper told her I was too pretty for this and that I should be a bartender. So on the third day the boss started training me as a bartender. I did it and was grateful for the money but I hated every minute of it.

according to state law you are correct I should have taken a test and gotten certified but no one ever required that of me, and I didn't realize that was even a thing until one of my friends moved to Reno and had to take a test to be a bartender. But no one ever made me do that. There is no government oversight in that little town in the middle of nowhere except

One day two representatives from the FDA came in and spent a couple hours with our chef and found no violations except they told him to wear latex gloves, and that was all the govt oversight I ever witnessed out there.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Maybe it was LOSS 😆

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