samus12345

samus12345 , vor 6 Tagen

Ce n'est pas une reine.

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

The irony of Homer Simpson representing safe nuclear energy...

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

I remember hearing Atari 2600 Pac-Man sounds on more than one occasion.

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

also called headrests

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

Headrests would have saved poor Marvin's life.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7b91d83595bb414e2da625ca8ad51647-lq

samus12345 , vor 7 Tagen

Yeah, I noticed it didn't have a place to put headrests, so it was more of a "if this car had been designed with headrests" sorta thing.

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

"Wipe them out. All of them."

"Yeah alright, look, what I'm saying is we're trying, but it's not really that easy. The Jedi are scattered all across the galaxy and they have that weird force magic to boot, no offense..."

samus12345 , vor 8 Tagen

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Nq951Foge3cAAAAd/strip-club-the-simpsons.gif

samus12345 , vor 9 Tagen

*your

samus12345 , vor 10 Tagen

Argue with dozens of people! Dozens!

samus12345 , vor 10 Tagen

*it tried its best

samus12345 , vor 16 Tagen

"single player gamed"

"Oooh, sorry, dude, you have to be grammatically correct when you make the wishes or you miss your chance for them to be granted!"

samus12345 , vor 17 Tagen

The original processor would be far smaller and simpler. It took millions of years of evolution before that one showed up.

samus12345 , vor 16 Tagen

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWg4dGh0Yjc4czB5YnN3cTN4YmZnMWF3djJxcDd1c3Vvc2F4bzhtbSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/scp44qNbv0ntQt6XZP/giphy.webp

samus12345 , vor 18 Tagen

Better mail it back to the company after you're done digesting it.

samus12345 , vor 18 Tagen

https://soulsphere.org/img/blog/doom-e1m1/E1M1-1.png

midi guitar riff plays

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Never heard of it. Streaming only? looks it up

Streaming only.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Pronounced "Meh-dee-oh-creh-tehs".

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Beta males must be further along in development, then.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Why are there so many

Rants against rainbows

And hatred of showing pride?

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

The "symbol" being LGBTQ people asserting their right to exist. Without those "displeased" people, the symbol would have never been necessary.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

"A delayed male is eventually good, but a rushed male is forever bad."

samus12345 , vor 24 Tagen

Fisto

ಠ_ಠ

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Both words are considered acceptable, although abolition is indeed preferred.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

If you're wishing anyway, you might as well go to the root of the problem and change human nature.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Humans are too tribal for communism to work on a large scale. Making them see all humanity as their tribe would be a good start.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Because communism requires everyone to be willing to work for the betterment of society, not money. But unless everyone (or at least almost everyone) does that, it doesn't work.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

Depending on what definition of communism you choose to use.

samus12345 , vor 23 Tagen

'Course, we also ain't tryin' to write all fancy-like here. We's writin' colloquially, see?

samus12345 , vor 25 Tagen

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

"We estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual's visual field before inducing seizures!"

https://theinfosphere.org/images/a/a9/That_Guy.png

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I'm not a foreigner and had never heard the term before.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

Is knowing slang terms for gangbanging really that important?

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

This seems to be saying that Lemmy is stopping you from viewing recycled reddit content, which confuses me as Lemmy is full of it. No judgement, I'd rather view it here than there.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

Why did they use that cartoon version of Trump's face when they could have used Simpsons ones?

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

First order of business: Googling the name and picture of every Republican member of the House, the Senate, and the SCOTUS.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

But it's generally pretty obvious when someone's dead. More likely it has to do with someone alive who may have a communicable disease.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat (Bearbeitet vor einem Monat)

This made me look up what a Neanderthal would look like in modern clothing and this was one of the results:

https://media.sciencephoto.com/e4/38/00/77/e4380077-225px.jpg

Asmongold?...

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I suppose that's true before they start to smell.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

Are you from a reality that pronounces parmesan parmeesian, by any chance?

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I'd like to know if there are any XKCDs that are no longer relevant.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they're not fast.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

Child o' mine

samus12345 , vor einem Monat (Bearbeitet vor einem Monat)

Who am I to disagris?

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

He's still living in the same body, so no dice.