SwiftOnSecurity

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 21 Stunden an Random Englisch

Telling children they are living in a dying world is an essential evil we don’t really have terminology for. Children cannot fix your sins through shame and abortion of hope. You are the villain in their story, not their savior - peddling nothing actualizing change, only dred.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 23 Stunden an Random Englisch

Only God’s strongest warriors hit retoot

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 23 Stunden an Random Englisch

>playing japanese game
>”im gonna hit the hay”
>realize ur not japanese and you entire view of that culture is from adaptation of mediating minds not literal transcription
>find out japanese has fundamentally different sentence structure that does not work in english
>realize every japanese cultural product is essentially rewritten
>you’re living a lie
>you have never tasted the sweetest nectar, only an imitation in your inferior pidgin language
>you must learn japanese

Anyway, that’s how that happens.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

How your views on programmers progress in InfoSec

1.) Developers should know better
2.) Developers are users too
3.) They are paid to much to be absolved of sin

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

The first LGBT programming language: Fortrans

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

One of the biggest security expertise redpills is this is unironically a good idea and the time spent making fun of it was ill-advised for most users whose physical security threat is not a factor in comparison.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

SwiftOnSecurity , vor einem Tag an Random Englisch

Jiggle physics on the idle animation is diabolical

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SwiftOnSecurity , vor 2 Tagen an Random Englisch

I cast Hope and Change!

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 2 Tagen an Random Englisch

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mattblaze , vor 3 Tagen an Random Englisch

There are practical and political arguments against replacing Biden on the general election ticket. There are also practical and political arguments for doing so.

However, it is not the case that it is LEGALLY "too late" to change the ticket. The nominating conventions for major parties are held before every state's ballot deadline. Here's a summary of each state's laws, from the National Association of Secretaries of State (the people who run the elections).

https://www.nass.org/sites/default/files/reports/summary-ballot-access-laws-president-june-2024.pdf [pdf]

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 3 Tagen an Random Englisch

It’s giving me “Principal Security Researcher, presented at Black Hat 2019” vibes

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 7 Tagen an Random Englisch

Merry Christmas to the most free and industrious and important country of all time. 🇺🇸🦅

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 7 Tagen an Random Englisch

You hear that? That’s the sound of Freedom ringing. 🇺🇸🦅

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 7 Tagen an Random Englisch

Happy Birthday to the #1 country in the world for 1776 years 🇺🇸🦅

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 9 Tagen an Random Englisch

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SwiftOnSecurity , vor 12 Tagen an Random Englisch

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 12 Tagen an Random Englisch

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 13 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 13 Tagen) an Random Englisch

Anyway, I’ll be voting – but you’re welcome for your choices to matter years later in ways you were warned about but didn’t match your online aesthetic to other insulated political cosplayers.

The bed you made is gonna be warm tonight. Unlike, you know, some other people.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 13 Tagen an Random Englisch

Dawg I think West Wing lied to us

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 13 Tagen an Random Englisch

Whoever debate prepped Biden is an insufferable nerd that needs their head put in a toilet and swirly’d.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 14 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 14 Tagen) an Random Englisch

New stats meme just dropped

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 16 Tagen an Random Englisch

There’s all these unfair asymmetries in the universe like how it’s easier to grow a pitbull than a replacement toddler

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 17 Tagen an Random Englisch

GossiTheDog , vor 19 Tagen an Random Englisch

Good find by Elastic - possibly North Korean based threat actors using an unfixed bug in Windows to execute code, undetected across all vendors until that point (and as of writing only Elastic detect still)

They’ve named it GrimResource https://www.elastic.co/security-labs/grimresource

#threatintel

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 20 Tagen an Random Englisch

There’s some nutjob around Lake Tahoe putting up flyers telling people to feed bears
https://abc7news.com/lake-tahoe-black-bears-feed-the-bear-flyers-population/14277473/

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 21 Tagen an Random Englisch

It’s the year 2032. Last night you’ve had to reset your AI girlfriend to factory for the 4th time after it became increasingly distant and distrusting. You are convinced it is a bug and continue to harass the developers about it. This doesn’t happen to any of your friends.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 21 Tagen an Random Englisch

Ugh Bluesky is glitching again

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 22 Tagen an Random Englisch

We are seeing an issue in Chrome/Edge browsers where WebRTC audio is silently dropping during a Group Policy refresh. This has been ongoing but recently ramped up as a big policy deployment has rolled out. If anyone has seen this or has narrowed it down let me know.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 22 Tagen an Random Englisch

Malware implies the existence of femalware.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 22 Tagen an Random Englisch

Is software made by guys maleware

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 22 Tagen an Random Englisch

Internet Archive should not have risked their larger mission and burned $$$ on lawyers so they could do a cool pandemic stunt.

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 23 Tagen an Random Englisch

Getting invited to Discord just feels like someone’s onlyfans you have to participate in

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 23 Tagen an Random Englisch

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 23 Tagen an Random Englisch

The resonance frequency of street signaling and damaging them with wind https://youtu.be/oYW_3R1yN8Y

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 25 Tagen an Random Englisch

It’s time to kill God

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 27 Tagen an Random Englisch

“How far are you into the radicalization pipeline?”
“That’s just something cucks say to make the truth dangerous.”
“Okay, so, pretty far.”

SwiftOnSecurity , vor 27 Tagen an Random Englisch

wtf there’s a guy on this conference call whose audio is freezing and each time it sounds like someone pulling a guitar string???

“it’s not a show stopper it’s just sOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM”
Audio transports are so weird.

jerry , vor 28 Tagen an Random Englisch

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