ccunning , vor 13 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity In my current position I got one week with the departing sysadmin. When asking about the details of a recent ransomeware event he clarified that it was “mailware because it came in an email”

Some other gems he gifted me with before leaving unexpectedly before our final wrap up meeting on Friday afternoon when the power went out:

“We don’t use DNS here; we use DHCP instead”…

…quietly whispered in the back of the server room ”GET THE FUCK OUT OF HER AS SOON AS YOU CAN”

thirdtier , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity safe bet

freeradical , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I just spent way too much time trying to make an android/andro joke work and failing. To you from failing hands we throw the torch.

afx , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity In a previous job they set up a mailbox to receive EDR alerts named maleware.

RichiH , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity something something hardware something something

timnewsham , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity maleware smells like teen spirit

jackemled , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity I think this is one of the realest posts you've ever made.

homelessjun , vor 16 Tagen

@SwiftOnSecurity yes!