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newIdentity , an Memes in I was around during the stone age of the internet

I don't even know my online banking password.

Password managers ftw

ChihuahuaOfDoom , an Memes in All the weird shit happens on nights

The thing I hated most on night shift was, if something was screwed up on day shift and was still an issue when I came in, they would pass it off; but, if something was screwed up at the end of my shift, I had to stay until it was resolved, sometimes for hours.

hogunner ,

I had a coworker who used to tell customers he was working on their issue and to call him back after 4pm. His shift ended at 2pm.

backhdlp , an Memes in oof
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No wonder piracy was so popular

noobdoomguy8658 ,

1999 piracy mostly consisted of paying for a pirated copy that someone decided to make profit off; most likely, they weren't the person to make the (first!) copy, and they're not even sure what's on the thing they were selling you. It was mostly bootlegging.

Lucidlethargy , an Memes in oof
@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then you realize you aren't paying $20 a month, and you buy a new album, that you fucking OWN forever.

db2 , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

Tell me you're basic without telling me you're basic

saltesc ,

My pH is ~7.4

incompetentboob , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven...with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

incompetentboob ,

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yes, but that's not a wand in my pocket.

SeeMinusMinus ,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

TheFriar ,

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

maquise , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

cabbagee , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

I didn't like coleslaw until I ate it as a condiment. Alone it's not my thing at all. In a sandwich? On top of pulled pork? Awesome stuff.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can agree with this, but when they try to pass it as a salad? Not a chance.

ipha , an Memes in Do yourself a favor
@ipha@lemm.ee avatar

Oi, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

SpaceNoodle ,

Hey everybody, look at this horse fucker

Blackout ,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

He probably does it while eating slaw

CaptPretentious ,

Like a boss

Dettweiler42 , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

The flavor of coleslaw varies as much as any other dish.
Fresh veggies and a tasty dressing? Awesome.
Shelf stable, premixed, and squeezed out of a bag at a fast food chain? Complete garbage.

SexyTimeSasquatch , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Supervisor194 ,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Spicy cole slaw topping a sandwich made of slow-smoked pulled pork is absolute nirvana.

SpaceNoodle ,

My colleague's ex made the best coleslaw. It was actually edible, and was delicious.

RickyRigatoni , an Memes in Do yourself a favor
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

coleslaw is good you just have no culture, sweetie 😘

pyrflie ,

Bless their heart.

BakedGoods ,

If your culture is mixing mayonnaise into everything I want no part in it.

Catweazle ,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@BakedGoods @RickyRigatoni

A couple in an elegant restaurant in Texas. The waiter appears, dressed in a tailcoat with a bottle wrapped in a napkin: "Chateo de Sauce, 1985" and pours a little into the customer's glass, the customer tastes it and nods. The Waiter leaves and the other couple says "Wow, you were right, really a high-class restaurant."
"I already said it, and this was just the ketchup."

dewritoninja , an Memes in Do yourself a favor

I will die defending coleslaw you heathens

Darkenfolk ,

"Do not suffer the coleslaw enjoyer to live", ~some holy book

paddirn , an Memes in I'm tired, Boss

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

vithigar ,

Using ad blockers is piracy, insofar as you're avoiding paying the price the content provider has set for that content. The price is watching the ads, rather than being something directly monetary, and you're not paying it.

That said, neither that nor piracy are theft, and in both cases I gladly pirate because the prices in most instances have gotten away too high for what you get. Either in terms of subscription cost, or the time and quantity of ads delivered.

ICastFist , an Memes in I'm tired, Boss
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

AnD PiRaCy iS StEaLiNg

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

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