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catgirl shaped object

"A cat is valued for companionship and its ability to kill vermin."

✧ i have friends, and my purpose is to support them ✧
✦ i have enemies, and my purpose is to eliminate them ✦
✶ i have a life, and my purpose is to reach heaven by violence ✶
✷ nothing else matters ✷

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whitequark , an Random Englisch
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refusing to go outside and see the aurora as a matter of principle

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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i just produced an object file with a 122 KB long basic block. how's your day going?

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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OH: "c++ is more effective at causing pain than any knife ever will be"

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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yeah I'm on fspec (fawn spectrum)

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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one of my least favorite things in computing are progress bars that straight up lie to you until getting to the very end

just make it a puck that goes back and forth and grows bigger as you actually receive data or something

stop fucking lying to me you piece of shit

whitequark OP ,
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@foone hisssssssssss

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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please tell me the most obscure joke you know

(feel free to explain or not explain it, depending on what you find more amusing to think of me reading it)

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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OH: "usb cable shibari would be incredibly impressive" "[insert joke about how interaction with usb is already a form of shibari here]"

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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lol get fucked

i didn't expect to see the Hague Invasion Act be tested in my lifetime

whitequark OP ,
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overgrown arms dealer with a flag upset they can't do whatever they want anymore! oh no!!

Possible sanctions The White House has already spoken out against the investigation into possible crimes. "The ICC has no jurisdiction in this situation and we do not support its investigation," the White House said. Speaker of the House of Representatives Mike Johnson is also fierce about the investigation and possible arrest warrants. He stated that it is "shameful" and "lawless" and also fears persecution of Americans. "If the Biden administration does not act against this, the ICC could create and assume unprecedented powers to issue arrest warrants against American political leaders, American diplomats and American military personnel."
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    • whitequark , an Random Englisch
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    girl who uses "asexual" in exactly the same way and meaning as "agender"; to mean that traditional notions of sexuality do not apply, and the spectrum you might be imagining is irrelevant

    whitequark OP ,
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    it took me close to a decade to realize that not only i can do this but i also want to

    whitequark OP ,
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    @munin i have compared this exact thing to linux before. i am so relieved to discover i'm not the only one to have these brainworms

    whitequark OP ,
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    @munin but yeah i ended up on

    • yes, i'm asexual
    • no, i don't hate sexuality
    • it serves a perfectly clear and reliable instrmental purpose for me that doesn't match what people assume. yes, you have to read the proverbial manual
    whitequark OP ,
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    @foone @munin i have been actively researching the topic since at least 2019, and i feel like i should get a phd for it or something

    it's definitely been like a phd worth of effort

    whitequark , an Random Englisch
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    gender

    whitequark OP ,
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    @foone i want a t-shirt with "FRONT / TOWARDS ENEMY" lettering over my tits but the only options i can find are khaki unisex which wouldn't even fit, and furthermore i don't like the vibe

    not sure how to modify it though

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