whitequark , Englisch
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one of my least favorite things in computing are progress bars that straight up lie to you until getting to the very end

just make it a puck that goes back and forth and grows bigger as you actually receive data or something

stop fucking lying to me you piece of shit

foone ,
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@whitequark I made one of these when I worked for the US government. The progress bar was just faked, the api we had only had a "is it done?" call.
So I programmed it to consistently go up and stall at 95% until it finished.

I'm sorry

whitequark OP ,
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@foone hisssssssssss

rotopenguin ,
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@foone go directly to jail

cat jail GIF

ppxl ,
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@foone @whitequark whaaaaa for ages I built up scenarios to calculate work load result feedback communication in my head for nuffin? 😭

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