thefartographer

thefartographer , vor 4 Tagen

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

thefartographer , vor 4 Tagen

Oh gosh, I'm not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You're better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah

thefartographer , vor 6 Tagen

It's gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material

thefartographer , vor 10 Tagen

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

thefartographer , vor 14 Tagen

Is this how one becomes nonbinary?

thefartographer , vor 14 Tagen

So you're saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

When my dad died suddenly in 2015 and I cleared out his office at his job, I spun down his Win95 machine that he'd been using for essential coding and testing. My father was that programmer—the one who directly spoke to a limited number of clients and stakeholders because he had a tendency to ask people if they were stupid.

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

Uh huh, uh huh. And how many dicks do I get have to suck per vote? Can you provide a link and very detailed instructions on the process? You know, so I can make sure I never go there before my wife comes home from work.

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform built on unchecked greed?

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

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thefartographer , vor einem Monat

Butt first...

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

If someone can go outside wearing nothing but a buttplug, then there is some president.

President is the person who runs the organization or country. Precedent is the thing where an action is preceded by a similar recognized action.

But I really like the idea that someone goes out on a brisk day with their asshole whistling in the breeze because it's held open with a ring. Then, out of nowhere, the leader of the country gets mixed up in the whole mess.

thefartographer , vor einem Monat

So lidc my bukt and sudc on may baltz

thefartographer , vor 2 Monaten

Versus some of that old fashioned homemade chain. HOW ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS GETTING THEIR HANDS ON COMMERCIAL-GRADE METALS???

thefartographer , vor 6 Monaten

Both sides are bad the same way that day-past-expiration milk and arsenic are both yucky