samus12345

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I'd like to know if there are any XKCDs that are no longer relevant.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they're not fast.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

Child o' mine

samus12345 , vor einem Monat (Bearbeitet vor einem Monat)

Who am I to disagris?

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

He's still living in the same body, so no dice.

samus12345 , vor einem Monat

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samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

At least it's not the side of his head the bullet exited from.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

I always make sure to have an American flag up in my room and a map of the US on my computer. America, fuck yeah!

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

I don't post anywhere but here and I don't even post here on weekends, so yeah.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

This meme is an image macro.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

Are penguins even allowed to use any other OS?

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

"Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"

"Why, those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."

"Tell them to fuck off!"

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

I wouldn't blame him if he took it, but I greatly respect that he didn't.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

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samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

I use AAAAAAAAAARCH, btw

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

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samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

Bart would totally own this guy.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

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samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

The original comic is slightly less grim, since it's likely Gramps will only have to suffer in a box for a day.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

Depends on how big of an asshole God decided to be.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

https://i.redd.it/4gmlcgrf7jf71.png

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

The bottom part is also how human brain works.

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

That's so stupid. I love it!

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

But where's Goldbug??

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

samus12345 , vor 2 Monaten

I was just joking, but by god, you're right! Good eye!

samus12345 , vor 4 Monaten

How is the Matrix pro-trans? Looks it up

TIL it is now the Wachowski sisters who made the Matrix films.

samus12345 , vor 4 Monaten

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samus12345 , vor 5 Monaten

Or the trolley potentially carrying dozens of people falls over, killing and injuring more people than would have been otherwise.

samus12345 , vor 5 Monaten

Why does that say that Russian Doll, a 2019 show, is from 2011?

samus12345 , vor 5 Monaten

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

samus12345 , vor 5 Monaten

Also, "woke" more or less means "enlightened," so "anti-woke" is pretty much "ignorance is strength."

samus12345 , vor 9 Monaten

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