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hi, I'm amos! 🦀 I make articles & videos about how computers work 🐻‍❄ cool bear's less cool counterpart ✨ be kind

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fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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The real question is: does hell have enough room for all of you? https://akko.eepy.zone/objects/f1d0de79-4df9-4913-82c9-3dfcf7212b6b

rogerduran ,
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@fasterthanlime my tabs are append only :sadness:

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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> DRM
> KMS

mhm, you don't say.
https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-6.10-DRM-Panic-Handler

zrail ,
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@fasterthanlime ah yes, the GNU Failure Debugging Interface.

anotherwalther ,
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@fasterthanlime TLA soup is an important part of a developer's healthy diet,,

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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@mei !!!! I didn’t realize you worked on the Busy Beaver thing, that’s so cool!!!

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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lmao Patreon put its API behind Cloudflare and now API requests (which are programmatic by nature) get served Cloudflare's HTML "we've decided you are suspicious" payload.

outstanding

carey ,
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@fasterthanlime Cloudflare's WAF is terrible for APIs. I think you can pay them $CONTACT_SALES more money for something better, though.

sluttymayo ,
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@fasterthanlime when you text them and they call you

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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Oh my god.

All my life I‘ve been paranoid about accidentally putting the wrong fuel in my cars and it turns out THAT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE ANYMORE because they made the diesel nozzles bigger, so they won’t fit

Why do anxieties inherited from my dad not update themselves 🙃🙃🙃

thejpster ,
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@fasterthanlime you can still put a petrol nozzle in a diesel, if that helps :)

gigantos ,
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@fasterthanlime @thejpster there is a solution and the name is SoloDiesel. I saw it in my local Volkswagen shop many years ago, and after a search it seems to still exist.

https://www.solodiesel.eu/en

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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my cats are always unsure whether I'm cleaning because I have guests or whether I'm cleaning because I'm going away, so they're on their best behavior right now on the off-chance it makes me stay

tedmielczarek ,
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@fasterthanlime every time I take out a suitcase to pack my baby girl Rainbow curls up in it to let me know she disapproves. (Fredrik is a floof, he just wanted to play with her.)

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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Good, uhhh.. good morning

noah ,
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@fasterthanlime still the fact that this works at all is amazing

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@noah yeah! I'm very VERY happy with it — this new structure makes build times & deploy times ridiculously fast for me: I can have a new version of my site up and running around the world in ~2 minutes

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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what a time to be alive https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Tak ,
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@fasterthanlime Doritos and gaming? together!?!!!?!?

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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Found another snag re: dynamic linking Rust code — N copies of tokio are present, so that's N distinct thread-locals storing the "current tokio context"

...and the binary is calling the library from an executor, but the library doesn't think so.

https://github.com/tokio-rs/tokio/blob/65d0e08d39f06eba88661d3d6de665b14588f30d/tokio/src/runtime/context.rs#L77-L122

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@noah pthread_key_create?

noah ,
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@fasterthanlime i have put zero thought into how this might work thus far

if you can make this work though that would be amazing

fasterthanlime , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Neo-noir novel: "He seemed like the kind of person whom, if you'd asked what their threat model was, would answer 'the Blender default cube'"

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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I enjoy flipping back and forth between eating breakfast outside ("at least I didn't have to cook it!") and breakfast at home ("at least I didn't have to pay for it!").

I'm bi alright — bistable.

voided ,
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@fasterthanlime I like potatoes and rice, I’m bi-staple

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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10??? I’m still on OS/2 https://akko.wtf/objects/fee115c1-6b27-4eef-8ac7-13addf710d1d

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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is macOS Sequoia Developer Beta 2 more stable than the first one?

dpom ,
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@fasterthanlime Apple ships a lot of bugs in the 6 months before release. After the last couple years, I finally admitted to myself that I didn't have a good reason for being on the beta channel, and this time around I stayed on stable. I think it really only makes sense for people that need to test macOS/iOS apps in development.

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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me as a rust beginner: yay I love adding methods to random types with trait MyExt
me now: what the fuck are these all traits, who the fuck added all of th-oh.

groxx ,
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@fasterthanlime it's a sign that you yearn for even more shenaniganry.

The elder gods of chaos whisper: try Ruby. The only thing worse than too much power is not enough power, more monkey patching will solve your next issue too.

baloo ,
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@fasterthanlime I know it hurts compilation performance, but readability is soooo good.

Right balance I guess.

fasterthanlime , an Random Englisch
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back on my bullshit

(trying to load Rust code as a dynamic library and getting the segfaults I well deserve)

fasterthanlime OP ,
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I remember when itch.io suddenly appeared as "logged in as admin" for everyone for a few minutes and I didn't understand how it could happen

I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY. RAPID DEPLOY PIPELINES CUT BOTH WAYS

fasterthanlime OP ,
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@mandarvaze https://k9scli.io/

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