SwiftOnSecurity , Englisch
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There’s all these unfair asymmetries in the universe like how it’s easier to grow a pitbull than a replacement toddler

JaxxAI ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity define grow

18+ parzivalwolfram ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity it's not quite "a pitbull" anymore, if my Punnet squares are correct. They're not cloning actual pitbulls, they're cloning and inbreeding specific pitbulls to make "micro pitbulls"/"pocket pitbulls"/etc. pictured: full size, standing completely upright. There's "designer nano pitbulls" that are listed proudly as "3x" or "6x" inbred WITH THEMSELVES, because they're like fifth-generation clones. their family trees look like one of those meme time travel film charts, and their sperm sells for like $200/gram.

gsuberland ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity your posts get more incomprehensible every day and I am here for it

BabblingGeek ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity with a few more generations of selective breeding our ToddlerCorn(tm) will be producing yields never before seen. We’re also hoping to get the screaming down another 10%.

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