Empricorn

@Empricorn@feddit.nl

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Empricorn ,

If I had a "helper", I wouldn't be alone with a cat in the first place.

Empricorn ,

No. You have food in your bowl...

Empricorn ,

The apostrophe actually makes it a contraction, not possessive. So they're really saying "the underpaid teacher who bought it with it is own money". I know not everyone cares, but that's how our weird language works...

Empricorn ,

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Empricorn ,

Who's obsessed? It's a joke about a dude attempting to man-splain even when they're wrong (I'm a dude and I've definitely seen it) and her turning the tables on him. That's it. To get defensive about that is... weird.

Empricorn ,

Thank you. As a sentient cleaning robot running GLaDOS, I needed context.

Empricorn ,

Yep, this is more of the weird defensive attitude. Thanks for another example.

Empricorn ,

It was in fact the major form of communication!

Empricorn ,

What's your safe word?

Empricorn ,

I got like halfway through that word and now I'm being strangled with a gigantic dildo...

Empricorn ,

You shouldn't eat micro SD cards, no matter how much it turns you on.

Empricorn ,

Anyone got a summary or a quick link? I'm OOTL...

Empricorn ,

Are you listening, Valve!? Put that in Portal 3!

Just kidding, they don't know how to make trilogies...

Empricorn ,

Yep. I have a PC that was given to me by a friend, we aren't all able to afford the most FOSS hardware and software...

Empricorn ,

What? Skype was waay better than Teams! It only started turning into dogshit when Microsoft acquired it.

**Edit: Skype, not "Skype For Business", as others pointed out.

Empricorn ,

Sure, now draw the stacks of coins to-scale, Prager-U, I dare you!

They're obviously taking advantage of the fact that the average person doesn't realize how wide the wealth inequality gap has gotten. Or, to put it another way, they don't realize how badly they've been, and continue to be, exploited by the rich and powerful...

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