foone , Englisch
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I just tried to order a pizza and it wanted my credit card expiration date, so I entered "05/28" (example date only)

it then came back with a "your card is expired" error. Uh, no it isn't? that date is still several years in the future.

did... did this site just take my date and assume I mean May of the year AD 28? That is indeed very expired! that's what I get for trying to use Jesus's card.

1000millimeter ,
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@foone Not necessarily 2000 years, 100 is enough.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9wz7pvvjypo

eletious ,
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@foone he paid for our sins, not our pizzas

signaleleven ,
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@foone do you get rebates if you repeatedly purchase fish and loaves of bread?
Did you try to order plain water for a wedding?

flyingsaceur ,
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@foone it could
also be 28 months into 2005, which would be April 2007, which is also much expired. God i hate datetime programming shit

ComradeGibbon ,

@foone is there an Emacs plug in that allows you to order pizza?

foone OP ,
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@ComradeGibbon probably! I just use Everquest as God intended.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna7020132

eddedmondson ,
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@foone 20 years back now but check out these valid from/to dates

yildo ,
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@foone The 28th month of 2005, perhaps? Vigintisexember since the Romans started counting in March

DrewNaylor ,
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@foone This is why I'm always grateful when websites say what format to type the year in. Preferably with something that shows the example outside the textbox.

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone Cheesus Crust!

aburka ,
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@foone could be old Y2K-fixed code with a cutoff somewhere between 2000-2028 that rolled you back to 1928. Apparently Excel 95 rolls over at 2019

Subumbral ,
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@foone May 28th was nearly a year ago.

munin ,
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@foone ....so he clearly wouldnae use American Express 'cuz that's 1500 years too early; Mastercard would be problematic; you might be able to make an argument for Visa if he opens the way, as it were, but that seems more a Peter thing....

.....would Jesus use Diner's Club?

foone OP ,
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@munin he was big on feeding people, so yeah, I would think so.

JessTheUnstill ,
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Well, way older than that, we got Discover.

I.e. Deuteronomy where it's written that a man shouldn't go poking around in his father's clothes and come across his skirt.

Deuteronomy 22:30
A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt.

@foone
@munin

foone OP ,
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@JessTheUnstill @munin pfft. Why does the Bible have such a hangup about men wearing women's clothing? It's no business of mine what my dad wears!

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone piece be with you 🍕

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