foone , Englisch
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Terrible idea: Christian programmer who comments their code with references to Bible verses which are applicable to the code's situation

alcea ,
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@foone
Leviticus19:18 "Love thy neigbor as thy love thyself"

"Excuse me, but whaaat ? 🤨 "

Lucss21a ,
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@foone isn't that templeos?

venite ,
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@foone …love this idea actually 😳

at ,
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@foone git commit -am 'Revelation 16:17–21'

gsuberland ,
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@foone there's a guy on YouTube who does this occasionally, although he's Jewish so he quotes the old testament

ppxl ,
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@foone that reminds me of that one weird OS built by Christian fundamentalist which actually had good (technically) reviews at the time https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TempleOS

elithebearded ,
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@foone I just read "Mythical Man Month" this week. Frederick P Brooks Jr approves. The use of the Tower of Babel to explain the need for communication: good. The use of Noah's Ark to talk about cramming things in: strained. The citation of Acts 15:10 to excuse not using flow charts: over the god-damned top. (It is the justification for Christians not being circumcised.)

Tak ,
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@foone Techbro who comments all his code with links to musk tweets

danfuzz ,
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@foone Tangential I know, but somehow your comment compelled me to cough up this hairball.

dannotdaniel ,
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@foone bwahahaha GOTO 4311

rasteri ,
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@foone
/Revelation 13:18/
typedef
const const const unsigned char
const const * const
const const * const
const const string
;

DrewNaylor ,
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@foone

beginAuthentication(); // Genesis 3:5

nf3xn ,
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@foone Though Dante rather than the Bible IRL I have seen the comment on numerous occasions: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

sebbs ,
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@foone what code might Ezekiel 23:20 describe?

1000millimeter ,
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@foone Whey I read the follownup posts, is this just a self description?

foone OP ,
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@1000millimeter nope. But I can roleplay as them for comedic effect

jleedev ,
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@foone
if (-1 == sbrk(1000)) {
// Micah 6:7
kill(chld_id);
}

vadhakara ,
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@foone Everything I've ever written would just say "Jesus wept" at the bottom.

Aaron ,
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@foone Temple Os is way ahead of you.

WizardOfDocs ,
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@foone worse idea: Jewish programmer who comments all their code with relevant passages of Talmud

ryancoordinator ,
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@foone naturally written in Holy C

CodingItWrong ,
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@foone @cam can mitigate by make a VS Code plugin that displays the verse text inline. Send to ChatGPT to interpret its meaning for the code

Smoljaguar ,
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gremlins ,
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@foone please see: curlsmith hair products, each with their own "recipe" (bible verse) referenced on the bottle 😭

karlhigley ,
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@foone Ah, SQLite

HighlandLawyer ,
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@foone
// Matt 20:16
void reverseArray(int arr[], int start, int end)
{
while (start < end) {
int temp = arr[start];
arr[start] = arr[end];
arr[end] = temp;
start++;
end--;
}
}

foone OP ,
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@HighlandLawyer nice one.

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