cam , vor einem Monat

@foone hm a buddy of mine started programming doing PHP dev for a church maybe I should ask if he did this

lime , vor einem Monat

@foone terry davis

fwaggle , vor einem Monat

@foone Ahh fuck, it's all Revelations.

foone OP , vor einem Monat

If not BorrowCheck(p):
ReleaseToFreeList(p); // Psalms 37:21

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func SetupOSEnvironment() {
/* Mark 8:36 */
RegSet(AI_COPILOT, DISABLE);
RegSet(AI_CORTANA, DISABLE);
RegSet(CRYPTOCURRENCY_SUPPORT, DISABLE);
}

foone OP , vor einem Monat

if bFirstRun: showTutorial(); // Psalm 32:8

foone OP , vor einem Monat

Actually I should have put Proverbs 16:8 on that cryptocurrency one.

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func OnShutdownRequest():
// Matthew 4:17
for file in gOpenFiles:
close(file);

jonathankoren , vor einem Monat

@foone class Singleton // Exodus 20:3

foone OP , vor einem Monat

/*
this injects the decompression code into our own dll.
Originally this was just a fread() and call,
but with Windows XP SP3 turning on W^X (Data Execution Protection) we have a lot more work to do to avoid causing a security exception.

• Ecclesiastes 7:10
  */

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func OnCommand(msg) :
SendAck(msg); // Proverbs 15:23
switch(msg.type):
...

foone OP , vor einem Monat

My phone keyboard needs an "I am typing code" mode where it stops trying to autocorrect my spelling and punctuation

vwampage , vor einem Monat

@foone I need one for typing puns.

richard_merren , vor einem Monat

@foone Or just "I am typing words at a higher level than 5th grade English"

turaiel , vor einem Monat

@foone I need very badly for my phone to realize that I'm trying to type a URL

ab78702 , vor einem Monat

@foone on @fdroidorg there used to be a 'programmer's keyboard' I think?

elithebearded , vor einem Monat

@foone I have this need, too. "No, that's a regexp you dumb thing"

apicultor , vor einem Monat

@foone Not gonna lie, you got me thinkin' of Samuel L. Jackson there for a moment.

iamdavidobrien , vor einem Monat

A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!

@foone

f4grx , vor einem Monat

@foone to select all these numbers you need to know the whole stuff by heart, right?

cent , vor einem Monat

@foone cryptocurrency_support? What did I miss?

dysfun , vor einem Monat

@foone let he who is without sin cast the first pointer

foone OP , vor einem Monat

@dysfun nice

balglaas , vor einem Monat

@foone De goddeloze ontleent en geeft niet weder; maar de rechtvaardige ontfermt zich en geeft.

CactuarJoe , vor einem Monat

@foone "I swear dude you always have the most cursed computer problems."

"I do not!"

"Your error codes are from the Apocrypha!"

alicegg , vor einem Monat

@foone

sterophonick , vor einem Monat

@foone you joke but there are multiple pieces of software i have used that inappropriately inserted bible quotes and evangelical shit into their documentation

elplatt , vor einem Monat

@foone better Idea: code comments compiled into verse and bound as a holy text

derfwhapper , vor einem Monat

@foone you read the TempleOS code?

jgilbert , vor einem Monat

@foone Worse Idea: instead of the Bible, use Moby Dick.

DotMaetrix , vor einem Monat

@foone pasting Matthew 19:26 in over and over until it Just Works

vriesk , vor einem Monat

@foone Great idea: Same as above, but with Kalevala verses.

petealexharris , vor einem Monat

@foone
Code reviews that take weeks of back-and-forth discussion about whether the code is correct, with references to the Talmud.

HighlandLawyer , vor einem Monat

@foone
// Matt 20:16
void reverseArray(int arr[], int start, int end)
{
while (start < end) {
int temp = arr[start];
arr[start] = arr[end];
arr[end] = temp;
start++;
end--;
}
}

foone OP , vor einem Monat

@HighlandLawyer nice one.

karlhigley , vor einem Monat

@foone Ah, SQLite

gremlins , vor einem Monat

@foone please see: curlsmith hair products, each with their own "recipe" (bible verse) referenced on the bottle 😭

Smoljaguar , vor einem Monat

@foone relevant: https://github.com/elonlit/Genesis

CodingItWrong , vor einem Monat

@foone @cam can mitigate by make a VS Code plugin that displays the verse text inline. Send to ChatGPT to interpret its meaning for the code

ryancoordinator , vor einem Monat

@foone naturally written in Holy C

WizardOfDocs , vor einem Monat

@foone worse idea: Jewish programmer who comments all their code with relevant passages of Talmud

Aaron , vor einem Monat

@foone Temple Os is way ahead of you.

vadhakara , vor einem Monat

@foone Everything I've ever written would just say "Jesus wept" at the bottom.

jleedev , vor einem Monat

@foone
if (-1 == sbrk(1000)) {
// Micah 6:7
kill(chld_id);
}

1000millimeter , vor einem Monat

@foone Whey I read the follownup posts, is this just a self description?

foone OP , vor einem Monat

@1000millimeter nope. But I can roleplay as them for comedic effect

sebbs , vor einem Monat

@foone what code might Ezekiel 23:20 describe?