petealexharris , vor einem Monat

@foone
Code reviews that take weeks of back-and-forth discussion about whether the code is correct, with references to the Talmud.

vriesk , vor einem Monat

@foone Great idea: Same as above, but with Kalevala verses.

DotMaetrix , vor einem Monat

@foone pasting Matthew 19:26 in over and over until it Just Works

jgilbert , vor einem Monat

@foone Worse Idea: instead of the Bible, use Moby Dick.

derfwhapper , vor einem Monat

@foone you read the TempleOS code?

elplatt , vor einem Monat

@foone better Idea: code comments compiled into verse and bound as a holy text

sterophonick , vor einem Monat

@foone you joke but there are multiple pieces of software i have used that inappropriately inserted bible quotes and evangelical shit into their documentation

alicegg , vor einem Monat

@foone

CactuarJoe , vor einem Monat

@foone "I swear dude you always have the most cursed computer problems."

"I do not!"

"Your error codes are from the Apocrypha!"

foone OP , vor einem Monat

If not BorrowCheck(p):
ReleaseToFreeList(p); // Psalms 37:21

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func SetupOSEnvironment() {
/* Mark 8:36 */
RegSet(AI_COPILOT, DISABLE);
RegSet(AI_CORTANA, DISABLE);
RegSet(CRYPTOCURRENCY_SUPPORT, DISABLE);
}

foone OP , vor einem Monat

if bFirstRun: showTutorial(); // Psalm 32:8

foone OP , vor einem Monat

Actually I should have put Proverbs 16:8 on that cryptocurrency one.

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func OnShutdownRequest():
// Matthew 4:17
for file in gOpenFiles:
close(file);

jonathankoren , vor einem Monat

@foone class Singleton // Exodus 20:3

foone OP , vor einem Monat

/*
this injects the decompression code into our own dll.
Originally this was just a fread() and call,
but with Windows XP SP3 turning on W^X (Data Execution Protection) we have a lot more work to do to avoid causing a security exception.

• Ecclesiastes 7:10
  */

foone OP , vor einem Monat

func OnCommand(msg) :
SendAck(msg); // Proverbs 15:23
switch(msg.type):
...

foone OP , vor einem Monat

My phone keyboard needs an "I am typing code" mode where it stops trying to autocorrect my spelling and punctuation

vwampage , vor einem Monat

@foone I need one for typing puns.

richard_merren , vor einem Monat

@foone Or just "I am typing words at a higher level than 5th grade English"

turaiel , vor einem Monat

@foone I need very badly for my phone to realize that I'm trying to type a URL

ab78702 , vor einem Monat

@foone on @fdroidorg there used to be a 'programmer's keyboard' I think?

elithebearded , vor einem Monat

@foone I have this need, too. "No, that's a regexp you dumb thing"

apicultor , vor einem Monat

@foone Not gonna lie, you got me thinkin' of Samuel L. Jackson there for a moment.

iamdavidobrien , vor einem Monat

A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!

@foone

f4grx , vor einem Monat

@foone to select all these numbers you need to know the whole stuff by heart, right?

cent , vor einem Monat

@foone cryptocurrency_support? What did I miss?

dysfun , vor einem Monat

@foone let he who is without sin cast the first pointer

foone OP , vor einem Monat

@dysfun nice

balglaas , vor einem Monat

@foone De goddeloze ontleent en geeft niet weder; maar de rechtvaardige ontfermt zich en geeft.

fwaggle , vor einem Monat

@foone Ahh fuck, it's all Revelations.

lime , vor einem Monat

@foone terry davis

cam , vor einem Monat

@foone hm a buddy of mine started programming doing PHP dev for a church maybe I should ask if he did this