Guess how my day started

jballs , vor 29 Tagen

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

Wakmrow , vor 29 Tagen

No you will learn this lesson one time and every time you move after it'll be your first purchase lol

agentshags , vor 29 Tagen

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn't be up shit creek without a plunger

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cordlesslamp , vor 29 Tagen

How'd you even start that conversation?

"We've been together for a month now and I think it's getting serious. Maybe it's time for us to take the next step, let's go get you a plunger 🪠"

agentshags , vor 29 Tagen

I actually didn't even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she'd been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I'm always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I'll go to Sam's and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we're practically married at this point all this old people stuff I'm doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I'm just glad we're finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we're able to talk about it and joke about it now.

PeteBauxigeg , vor 29 Tagen

Don't use plungers, just use a heap of oxygen bleach and possibly also soap (and time)

MewtwoLikesMemes , vor 29 Tagen

That's not how this meme template works.

Lightfire228 , vor 29 Tagen

Viral memes are born out of mutation, much like new viral diseases

spongebue , vor 29 Tagen

Ironically, you could use the meme template to say that somehow

0ops , vor 29 Tagen

Op should apologize

PancakeTrebuchet , vor 29 Tagen

I think about them when I check into a hotel because I've had to make that call a time or two.

mycodesucks , vor 29 Tagen

Untrue. I grew up on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.

Lemmygradwontallowme , vor 29 Tagen

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Denvil , vor 29 Tagen

I don't see how that's relevant to a plunger... are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

Lemmygradwontallowme , vor 29 Tagen

Oh, I thought that was about wiping your bottom, after taking a dump... not cleaning the toilet... silly me...

Mbourgon , vor 29 Tagen

Not true! Mine’s exceptionally ugly, so I think “I really need to replace it” the instant I walk in.

Illegalmexicant , vor 29 Tagen

I have one with a ribbed clear handle, and if I was brave enough...

Fixbeat , vor 29 Tagen

Incorrect meme usage?

neo , vor 29 Tagen

I'll get the plunger...

pingveno , vor 29 Tagen

That's a plungin'

LEMMINGTONS_SPA , vor 29 Tagen

Or it breaks when guests are already on the way. Then you think for the rest of your life.