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jballs , vor 13 Tagen

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jballs , vor 27 Tagen

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald's to keep watching something.

jballs , vor 29 Tagen

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

jballs , vor einem Monat

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jballs , vor einem Monat

I tried to fix it. Meh.

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jballs , vor einem Monat

Didn't they change the bag material recently to be quieter? I vaguely remember seeing something about that in the news.

jballs , vor 2 Monaten

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.

jballs , vor 2 Monaten

I'd probably have an audiobook going. Then when I got there, I would probably have to sit in the car for a few minutes to get to a good stopping point. I'm sure the kidnappers would understand.

jballs , vor 2 Monaten

I noticed you didn't deny the bunnies and pigs running the post office or the cute fox as a mayor. So I'm just gonna say that yeah, it's mostly true.

jballs , vor 6 Monaten

One of my neighbors named their daughter "Stormy" after Odd Thomas's >!dead!< girlfriend. When I asked him if he and his wife were big fans of the books, he said that they'd never read the books before. But they'd seen the movie.

He told me this several years ago and it still annoys me to this day.