ssm , (Bearbeitet )
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CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !unix_surrealism

gmtom ,
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And now using Linux is officially cringe.

raspberriesareyummy ,

are you that easily manipulated?

gmtom ,
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I get your a Linux user, but do you really not understand what a joke is?

raspberriesareyummy ,

A joke is some bit that's funny..

Justas ,
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Ir was always cringe, but we did it anyway.

Psythik ,

Fine with me; can't get HDR working in KDE, so I need a good excuse to give up and go back to Windows 11.

VeryImportantUser ,

Windows: supports pride month
Linux: doesn't support pride month
The choice is obvious.

bighatchester ,

I guess I'm switching back to windows

Matombo ,

Elon musk anonces X OS, wait ...

milicent_bystandr ,

Based on BS Distro

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, he may actually try this

pantyhosewimp ,

The founder of Amazon is buying the discontinued OS made by Jean-Louis Gassée and porting it to IBM mainframe platform. He’s going to name it BezOS.

Required reading to get this joke:

CaptDust ,

Sorry Elon you, specifically, have to go to space before getting involved in Linux. It's the Shuttleworth law.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c14a2d35-4410-4699-af88-238790201552.jpeg

FlyingSquid ,
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The Space Shuttleworth law?

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

He's gonna do an enshittified distro, just you wait...

Siegfried ,

Well, if it acts as a gateway drug (like ubuntu), then we are on the good side, right?

Resol ,
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Maybe. But it's only really a gateway drug in my opinion.

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

I've only ever tried one distro. Please enlighten me on what's wrong with Ubuntu.

NegativeInf ,

Nothing is really wrong with any distro. They each just have they general strengths and weaknesses. Different distros for specific tasks.

It's all just a flame war.

BCsven ,

Ubuntu is fine. But Caninical has made business decisions that are 100% inline with the typical foss intent.

FiskFisk33 ,

Nothing really. Distros have different goals. Some distros have more access to bleeding edge updates than ubuntu.

Some don't like that ubuntu forces you to use the snap store, which is proprietary, with packages that are larger and run slow and hog a lot of memory compared to other package managers (such as apt)

CapeWearingAeroplane ,

This is starting to be some years back, but I was exclusively using apt when I was using Ubuntu, have they gone away from that?

FiskFisk33 ,

yeah, many packages now defaults as snaps in ubuntu.
firefox being a single but prominent example, the package on apt simply installs the snap now. You can get around that but you'll have to add mozillas repository. It's Canonical's proprietary thing so I guess it makes sense.

secret300 ,

Honestly I'd be funny to see

johsny ,
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Fuck off Musk.

OpenStars ,
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LANIK2000 ,

Even a broken clock is correct once a day.

csm10495 ,
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Could be twice if it's a 12 hour clock and doesn't mark am/pm.

pyre ,

so a regular analog clock. which is why the saying is actually "twice a day" not "once".

lolcatnip ,

I still maintain the correct version if the saying is a "stopped" clock. A clock can be broken in other ways that make it almost never right.

Also I'm not sure analog clocks should be considered "regular" at this point. If seems like they're mostly decorative items now, and most actual timekeeping is done with clocks in phones and computers.

pyre , (Bearbeitet )

i said regular as a qualifier because i was expecting someone to point out niche clocks like a 24-hour one or whatever. plus if we're talking digital clocks the saying falls apart anyway because most of them would just not show anything rather than getting stuck on one time.

Case ,

I have an analog clock in my man cave. Its very steam punk in design. It is NOT accurate and is ONLY a decoration piece that gets corrected when I can spare the attention. It runs fast, if anyone cares.

Ultimately, my wife liked it, bought it for me, and put it up. Not gonna upset her over something I really don't care about.

zcd ,
trainwreck ,

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,
TachyonTele ,

That makes Twitter Superman64

MenacingPerson ,

There's a saying about broken clocks

Rozauhtuno ,
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A red spy is in the base! 🚨

mlg ,
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A red spy is in the base?!

Hut hut hut hut hut!

ThePyroPython ,

Protect the briefcase!

42yeah ,

Yo, little help here?

ThePyroPython ,

Stand back son!

(Types on keypad) 1 1 1... Err... 1!

MicrondeMMMMMMM ,
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Ugh no keep my Linux Elon free

reddit_sux , (Bearbeitet )

Just because a fool tells it, doesn't make it a foolish statement.

Edit: Corrected a typo

0x4E4F OP ,
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It's not foolish, but the fool is filthy rich and with a big fanbase, that is where the problem lays.

reddit_sux ,

Even if 0.1 percent of his fanbase shift to linux maybe we can demand good software and hardware support.

More likely we will have bunch of whinny fools just like him but hope springs eternal.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I can go with that - always look on the positive side 👍.

Naich ,
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Fuck. That does it. I'm off to BSD.

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