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Lemmygradwontallowme , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in When your profile matches the job

This is a certified "Hitler-ate-sugar" argument... chickpea

lugal , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in When your profile matches the job

... but you're far too lazy for it

Entropywins , vor 2 Monaten

Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was a good person for a second...turns out I'm just lazy!!!

frickineh , vor 2 Monaten

Yeah, like I'm not even motivated enough to go to the grocery store most of the time, I'm definitely not working up the energy to pick a victim, plan a whole murder, do a whole murder, hide evidence, go home, and then do it all again later. That's basically a second job.

umbrella , vor 2 Monaten

im glad we have the internet to distract serial killers now. imagine if you had to be home alone and bored

dumbass , vor 2 Monaten

Look I'd like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven't seen decades and I must watch it.

Norgur , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in When your profile matches the job

Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time.

What did you think this song was about?

Denvil , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in When your profile matches the job

Oh boy here I go killing again

bolexforsoup , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor einem Monat)

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MajorMajormajormajor , vor 2 Monaten

How do you feel about sand?

bolexforsoup , vor 2 Monaten

angry slaughter sounds

MajorMajormajormajor , vor 2 Monaten

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wesley , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

CPMSP , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

ultra , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

they did the meth right

Cysioland , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Why haven't you taken the bear pill?

As both a furry and a gay man I have no choice but to choose the bear

NorthWestWind , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

It also means AI = 0

Achyu , vor 2 Monaten

I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
E^2^ = m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^
Or E = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^

If so, AI = (m^2^c^4^ + p^2^c^2^)^1/2^ - mc^2^

I may have scope to be a technology management consultant

emerald , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

AI+8k+5G

Achyu , vor 2 Monaten

We need a = sign sonewhere, right?

MystikIncarnate , vor 2 Monaten

Nope, none of this is math.

Achyu , vor 2 Monaten

For aesthetics n 'legitimacy'?

Hupf , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

TimeSquirrel , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..

gimsy , vor 2 Monaten

Well math might be, physics for sure isn't

ulterno , vor 2 Monaten

I feel like you are forgetting QCD, where they actually added a splash of colour to change the mood of the reader.

berkeleyblue , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

He should have let an AI proofread this…

AdrianTheFrog , vor 2 Monaten

It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

toastal , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

Sam_Bass , vor 2 Monaten an Memes in Linkedin

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?

humbletightband , vor 2 Monaten

It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future

qjkxbmwvz , vor 2 Monaten

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI

Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.

...

This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

humbletightband , vor 2 Monaten

This doesn't look right since you've written the equation for very slow movement (sub-relativistic) and including the AI term should increase all the velocities in your ensemble exponentially.