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catgirl shaped object

"A cat is valued for companionship and its ability to kill vermin."

✧ i have friends, and my purpose is to support them ✧
✦ i have enemies, and my purpose is to eliminate them ✦
✶ i have a life, and my purpose is to reach heaven by violence ✶
✷ nothing else matters ✷

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whitequark , an Random Englisch
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OH: "c++ is more effective at causing pain than any knife ever will be"

foone ,
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@whitequark what if we made a knife that ran c++ code

xgranade ,
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@foone @whitequark A foot-bayonet.

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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yeah I'm on fspec (fawn spectrum)

foone ,
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@whitequark what if you're also on the faun spectrum?

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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one of my least favorite things in computing are progress bars that straight up lie to you until getting to the very end

just make it a puck that goes back and forth and grows bigger as you actually receive data or something

stop fucking lying to me you piece of shit

rotopenguin ,
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@foone go directly to jail

cat jail GIF

ppxl ,
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@foone @whitequark whaaaaa for ages I built up scenarios to calculate work load result feedback communication in my head for nuffin? 😭

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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please tell me the most obscure joke you know

(feel free to explain or not explain it, depending on what you find more amusing to think of me reading it)

ljrk ,
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@whitequark Q: What's an anagram of Banach-Tarsky?

A: Banach-Tarsky Banach-Tarsky.

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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OH: "usb cable shibari would be incredibly impressive" "[insert joke about how interaction with usb is already a form of shibari here]"

http_error_418 ,
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@foone @whitequark go recursive and make the transmission be from a camera pointed at the person

tedmielczarek ,
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@foone @whitequark I feel like I need a technical analysis on what sort of cable is most suitable for bondage—looking at both the structural soundness/comfort angle as well as whether the cable will still function as intended when tied into the required knots.

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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lol get fucked

i didn't expect to see the Hague Invasion Act be tested in my lifetime

foone ,
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@whitequark some nations are just dialects with a navy. America is just a gun store with a logo

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@foone @whitequark Well that certainly appears to be how the looks at it.
To me, America is an idea, misunderstood by many.

If dies, but America survives, I would be happy.

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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girl who uses "asexual" in exactly the same way and meaning as "agender"; to mean that traditional notions of sexuality do not apply, and the spectrum you might be imagining is irrelevant

foone ,
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@whitequark @munin wish I could find a manual for my sexuality. It's confusing as fuck, no pun intended.

whitequark OP ,
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@foone @munin i have been actively researching the topic since at least 2019, and i feel like i should get a phd for it or something

it's definitely been like a phd worth of effort

whitequark , an Random Englisch
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gender

foone ,
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@whitequark this gender toward enemy

whitequark OP ,
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@foone i want a t-shirt with "FRONT / TOWARDS ENEMY" lettering over my tits but the only options i can find are khaki unisex which wouldn't even fit, and furthermore i don't like the vibe

not sure how to modify it though

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