jaybone

@jaybone@lemmy.world

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jaybone ,

Your CIS corpse does not conform to my reanimation identity.

jaybone ,

Soon we will all be speaking Russian.

jaybone ,

It should be the last time they put a candidate that nobody wants. Remember 2016? They don’t.

jaybone ,

Question for tankies: China or Japan?

jaybone ,

Are you special?

jaybone ,

I’ll take that as a yes.

jaybone ,

Thought they would have learned something from that whole Hillary and Sanders debacle. But I guess not.

OR… they don’t give a fuck either since they’re all on the same corporate payroll

jaybone ,

Also you will buy their products and watch their movies and work for them so you don’t starve to death.

jaybone ,

No you are Spiderman dot jpg

jaybone ,

Looks like he lost weight too. Good for him.

GRAVITY IS A SCAM!! Try pissing upside down. Checkmate, whatever this is.

jaybone ,

I did something similar, except I don’t have a second drive with windows.

jaybone ,

Welcome to Lemmy.

jaybone ,

Is hackintish still a thing? I haven’t looked at that in like 15 years.

jaybone ,

If not in your brain, where would your sudoers file be? In your kidney?

jaybone ,

Buggies gonna tank.

Tankies gonna bug.

jaybone ,

lol pay for someone. If it’s your code, you are that someone.

jaybone ,

If someone else is paying you, you can write sloppy code. Got it.

jaybone ,

I don’t think I’m saying either of those things. I’m saying the opposite actually.

You seem to be suggesting that even though you are responsible for writing code, the company should hire someone else to optimize it for you.

jaybone ,

My point is, developers should be writing optimized code in the first place.

jaybone ,

I run limewire on an integrated rack of Commodore 64s.

jaybone ,

In this sector?

jaybone ,

And then she got stuck in the dryer?

jaybone ,

And to check that it’s working, there are websites you can go to which will tell you what browser they have detected you are using.

jaybone ,

lol bunch of thirsty incels.

Is your wife single?

jaybone ,

And not enough toilet paper.

jaybone ,

Backport-a-potty

jaybone ,

I remember seeing AOL on Win3.11 (I had been using telnet, pine, lynx.) and it looked like a bunch of spam ads.

jaybone ,

as you get older

As you get older, you develop taste and stop eating garbage.

jaybone ,

New millennium didn’t really start until 2001. So they are still right. (There was no year zero.)

jaybone ,

Colon, queue, bang.

jaybone ,

What was the old movie where they made frozen bullets out of water to kill someone at a dinner party?

jaybone ,

But…. Path is the first argument to find?

It’s the -exec syntax that’s so wacky. But use it for 20 years and you’ll remember it.

jaybone ,

Grep. Couldn’t live without find exec grep.

jaybone ,

Grep is going to find all .java files in /home/user/workspace? And then conditionally search them? Not so sure about that.

jaybone ,

Universal Serial Butt.

jaybone ,

Bust out my fuckin big wheel.

jaybone ,

The sign should say “no pedants.”

jaybone ,

Unicycle

jaybone ,

That was where she lost her pinky finger.

jaybone ,

Did we ever figure out who it gets reported to?

jaybone ,

This is like the old PHP database escape functions. Just pass the simple command line parameter!

--seriously-for-real-uninstall-omg-no-joke-remove-delete-uninstall-im-cereal-this-time-no-cap-fam

jaybone ,

HP has been running this scam since Gutenberg.

jaybone ,

Education is also optional there.

jaybone ,

Once I unsafe the dinosaur it has hard to see the dinosaur again. But then I forced myself to see the dinosaur and it was hard to see the person again. So this one is weird like that.

jaybone ,

Yeah because of this name you would instead say “my dog Kevin.”

jaybone ,

Netherlands

jaybone ,

There was this math guy in the 90s, he wrote a manifesto. Did not end well for him.

jaybone ,

This seems like it would be difficult for the visually impaired.

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