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bontchev

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Anti-virus, malware and infosec expert, crypto amateur, privacy advocate and general annoyance.

PGP keyID: 0x365697c632dd98d9

Dieses Profil is von einem föderierten Server und möglicherweise unvollständig. Auf der Original-Instanz anzeigen

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How your views on programmers progress in InfoSec

1.) Developers should know better
2.) Developers are users too
3.) They are paid to much to be absolved of sin

bontchev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity
4.) Developers should be shot.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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The first LGBT programming language: Fortrans

bontchev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity Fortrans is a medicine used to empty your bowels before a colonoscopy:

https://www.medicinesfaq.com/brand/fortrans

Sounds about right...

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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Malware implies the existence of femalware.

bontchev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity My boss in Iceland, Fridrik Skulason, preceded the names of all our products with "F-" - F-PROT, F-CHK, F-MAP, etc.

At one point we made an e-mail spam filter and he wanted to name it F-MAIL.

MAIL & F-MAIL, geddit?

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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bontchev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity In the end, we will become the machines.

SwiftOnSecurity , an Random Englisch
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tbh I know a lot of you aren’t ready for the end of Man because you aren’t even ready to revert to the quality of life in the 1980’s. We’re talking European QoL here. No A/C.

Imma b real I’m Alt-F4ing when that happens I’m not sticking around to live like that.

bontchev ,
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@SwiftOnSecurity
Q: Where are you from?

European1: Germany.
European2: France.
European3: Belgium.
American: Alamo Heights, San Antonio, Texas.

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