BudgetBandit

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BudgetBandit ,

I have to make a confession:

The big one is just the best. Never uses his claws, not even when getting a bath to destroy the fur-monster of the shedding season. He uses it to pick up food tho. He doesn’t mind getting them clipped.

The little one’s a vocal bastard. But he also accepts, while being not amused and complaining all the tine, the clipping.

BudgetBandit ,

dude I'm supposed to learn how to taxes, not be reminded to crawl back into the rabbit hole of how to sharpen a knife on a whetstone by hand

BudgetBandit ,

Survival has nothing to do with survival anymore…. Sadly…

BudgetBandit ,

Someone definitely needs contact lenses to just be able to see through those glasses

BudgetBandit ,

I think checks are a thing of only American past. Can’t think of anywhere else where they used checks so frequently. While they existed, they were the exception

BudgetBandit ,

I only use Reddit for niche NSFW stuff. That fucking Reddit app has access to the 3D Audio of the AirPods Pro - I have disabled 3D Audio in the iPhone settings.

BudgetBandit ,

Reddit is for Porn. I got my year-thing and scrolled for 2 million bananas. I’m only subscribed to Porn and have been clicking on 1 or 2 things from MapPorn that got suggested to me while browsing through the ad-infested home feed. Have a guess on what they said was the post I liked more than the "The Gorilla Grip and Twist 5000“ I’ve spent months watching.

BudgetBandit ,

The only good thing that the Americanization brought is, that, except the French, the world can communicate with each other in English.

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