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Alister

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:verified: Open for Remote/Hybrid (London/UK) Senior Symfony/PHP roles.

Programming with #PHP, specialising in #Scaling, #StaticAnalysis and #CodeQuality

I do things with computers, mostly :php: & :ubuntu:. Not a Serbian Thrash-Heavy Metal band. But they've got a good name :)
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mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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The American road system baffles me for many reasons. The main one being:

🔴 Traffic light red:
You can turn right.
There will be no pedestrians crossing. You have right of way.

🟢 Traffic light green:
You can turn right.
There will be pedestrians crossing in front of you. You do not have right of way.

Alister ,
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@mattgrayyes "... and even when we put all those cycle lanes in, no one uses them".

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