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mattgrayyes

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YouTuber & Freelance Broadcast Engineer in London

I'm @mattgrayyes on everything.
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mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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If you’re not too electioned out this video from @standupmaths is great! (Its all about the maths not the policies)

https://youtu.be/zDLxgEquxA0

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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You know what to do.

britt , an Random Englisch
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Hey folks that have a laptop but also have an iPad…

Please help me understand like I’m 12… what are the use cases for having a keyboard on your iPad when you could just type on your laptop?

I’m asking legitimately.
What am I missing?
I have both a MacBook and an iPad but my iPad is very likely not being used to its potential.

edit I usually use my iPad as a sidecar monitor when away from my external display OR as a Netflix machine.

Halp pls :)

mattgrayyes ,
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@britt I have an iPad mini, as it fits the midrange between phone too small for docs and laptop too big for carrying. (I like small phones)

That plus a light keyboard are waaaay lighter than my laptop. And smaller!
Doesn’t hurt my thumbs if I’m out and about and have to do some work emails or planning, like it would on my phone.
I don’t do it very often but when I do I’m happy. (Incl. yesterday)

I don’t see the appeal of the bigger iPads for this though as they hit the laptop cumbersome zone.

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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If you like drum and bass you may enjoy this stream.
https://woof.tech/@lynn/112718741986424748

mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Are you voting in the UK General Election?

Why voting is important to me:
🔹It is the only time to officially have your say.
🔹You only get this chance once every five years.
🔹Whatever petitions or protesting or writing to MPs that you do in the future can be ignored.
🔹Hell, the tories have made several types of protesting an arrestable offence

mattgrayyes OP , (Bearbeitet )
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UK General Election Resources

Where to vote
https://wheredoivote.co.uk

What ID to take to vote
https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-elections/voter-id

Quizzes to see how your beliefs align with the party policies
https://voteforpolicies.org.uk
https://votecompass.uk

Tactical voting advice for your area, aiming for the most progressive winner
https://tactical.vote
https://stopthetories.vote

MP Voting Record:
https://theyworkforyou.com

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I’ve also posted this elsewhere on the internet if you want to share it:

Twitter
https://x.com/MattGrayYES/status/1808202577986867597

Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE4MDEwNDQyNjA2MjczNzUy

tdp_org , an Random Englisch
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I'm updating our roadmap for our internal CDN which serves www.bbc.co.uk & www.bbc.com to the UK.

Which protocols/edge features/security controls (not website content/features/security controls) would you like to see us add?

Already on the list:

  • IPv6
  • QUIC/h3 (already supported outside UK)
  • Post-Quantum Crypto (maybe, needs research)

I can't make any promises but suggestions would be great
Boosts would be ace, TiA!

Edit: Also 👀 for security/performance/reliability tech

mattgrayyes ,
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@tdp_org
WAP

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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Holy shit if they made these five sizes bigger I would be buying them INSTANTLY

https://www.koifootwear.com/products/spaceman-supernova-platform-heeled-boots?variant=42500479942836

mattgrayyes OP ,
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@Mexicals media too! But I’d feel great doing it!

mattgrayyes OP ,
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The problem with clicking on ads for cool shoes, is that I keep getting more ads for more cool shoes.

And none of them are made in my size: I’m a UK14, (EU49.5, US13) in men’s shoes.

Most men’s shoes go up to a 12 max, and cool ones usually only go up to an 11.
Women’s shoes maybe an 8 (=7 in men’s). And yep all my ads are for women’s at the moment.

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@signaturefish not my style but thank you!

mattgrayyes OP ,
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@pencilears I think that’s a US Women’s 14, which would make me a 17 :(

mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Representation’s important, esp during times like now where people are marginalised and turned into scapegoats regularly.

So here’s some stuff that, while none of your business, I’ll share in case it helps anyone feeling alone:

I’m non-binary & have gender dysphoria.
I’m prob demisexual & polyamorous.

I’ve got ADHD, ASD, & a history of depression, & panic/anxiety disorder.
I take anti depressants monitored by a psychiatrist, & see a therapist regularly.

Long COVID gave me Chronic Fatigue

mattgrayyes OP ,
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Being “person off the internet” I’m usually careful not to talk about personal stuff. I’m in the odd position where people have a parasocial relationship with me, and are interested in me and my life.

I enjoy sharing my work, humour, and things I’ve made online. But that doesn’t entitle anyone to know anything about my personal life.

I’ve seen other creators have their life and relationships discussed, and I don’t want that.
I’m sharing personal info despite this, in case it helps someone.

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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En haluu tanssia hitait, haluun jatkot
Kot, kot, kot, kot, kot, kot
Kot, kot, kot, kot, kot
Pliis, munikaa ne jatkot
Kot, kot, kot, kot, kot, kot
Kot, kot, kot, kot, kot

LaserMistress , an Random Englisch
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Having a fine time at ToorCamp this time.

But before I forget, or shove it down deep, I want to mention something that happened

In my own city, in my local hackerspace.

At an afterparty for Teardown

An admin of the space said to me:

"Wow, you have such a nice flat belly, good and thin"

And, when I went mute from shocked discomfort,

"It's just nice to have someone actually attractive in here for once"

There was more

I'm just still speechless. The anger too raw

I want people to know tho

mattgrayyes ,
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@LaserMistress oh god that’s awful I’m sorry you have to deal with that! 🤮

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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“You mean not every guy who sees a pretty lady also wants to BE her?”
https://mastodon.social/@tillybridges/112678377764248631

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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GNU’s not eunuchs

james , an Random Englisch
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Found an Opal card in my desk drawer. (I don't need it any more, since all trains etc work on contactless card payments). Fun fact: they’ll refund the money direct to your bank if you fill in the form (and put a $1.50 stamp on to send it back to them). I’m $20 up on the deal! #australia #sydney

mattgrayyes ,
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@james ha. I think I’ve got one at home from 2019, I wonder if it’s worth posting internationally.

rooster , an Random Englisch
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Ok I’ve got a hand held emulator for the train. I’m looking for NES, SNES, and Genesis era game recommendations.

mattgrayyes ,
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@rooster while I was at uni, a friend was replaying Lion King on the megadrive, and it’s one of the hardest games ever. So if you want a challenge, get that!

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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Todays excitement:
There’s a rocket launch scheduled from Vandenberg Space Force Base tonight, and I’m “only” ~3hrs drive away.

Let’s hope the bastard doesn’t scrub!

mattgrayyes OP ,
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I have booked a room in a motel to save driving back late.
From films and stuff I thought that was only allowed if you were on the run, divorced, or otherwise up schitt’s creek.
Apparently not!

mattgrayyes OP ,
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@foo I can’t stop there. It’s bat country.

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@mattgrayyes 😭I have been influenced 🤣 #Photography #FilmPhotography

mattgrayyes ,
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@JoshMurray damn I should have bought the stock and relisted at an inflated price.

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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This lab is fighting cancer and viruses with robots and DNA!

https://youtu.be/OixPCNNdSWk

mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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Matt Gray is Trying: Los Angeles

(And getting annoyed by car culture)
https://chaos.social/@mattgrayyes/112658648886622559

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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The American road system baffles me for many reasons. The main one being:

🔴 Traffic light red:
You can turn right.
There will be no pedestrians crossing. You have right of way.

🟢 Traffic light green:
You can turn right.
There will be pedestrians crossing in front of you. You do not have right of way.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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I’m getting confused replies.
In the UK red means stop, green means go, no exceptions.

UK Pedestrian crossings are only green when it is safe to cross because no traffic is even attempting to drive in your direction.

In most of America that I’ve visited, all 4-way intersections have the pedestrian phase at the same time and same direction as the vehicular traffic. This means when you cross, turning traffic can be attempting to drive down the road you’re crossing.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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As a driver in America this means that turning left/right on green means there could be pedestrians directed to cross the road, wonderfully obscured by your car’s frame.

In most of America that I’ve driven except NYC and Washington DC IIRC, you are allowed to drive right if the traffic light is red, if there are no cars coming.There may be pedestrians crossing in front where easily visible but they’re not being told to cross around the corner where they’re not visible.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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And don’t get me started on seven lane high streets

mattgrayyes OP ,
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These days there are very few things I believe the UK does well, but road safety is one of them.

Pedestrians have right of way over all else. Eg. Drivers should stop if there is a pedestrian waiting to cross.

All other road users have right of way over those bigger than them.

Doesn’t always work like that in practice especially in bigger cities where there are more bellends. And London specifically where I suspect there are more drivers who learned abroad. But still.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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Today I saw a bidirectional cycle lane in a central reservation with no protection and at least two lanes of traffic on either side.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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Oh god I’ve started. Don’t put a public transit and cycling infrastructure enthusiast in the city known for its design for cars over everything else.

Here, have all the things I can think of that I like about American road infrastructure:

Road names are almost always clearly signed at every junction.

mattgrayyes OP ,
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Sorry I’m grumpy because I’ve got a hurty tummy and nearly got hit by a car while crossing the road when the light told me to cross.

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mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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I tried to understand the meaning of life!
…and by that I mean how to sequence DNA.

https://youtu.be/OixPCNNdSWk

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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I am by no means a USA-phile but one advantage of being over here is large physical shops with stock you can browse.

One disadvantage is impulse buying. I now own this guitar strap.

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mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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Sunset.
Steakhouse.
Sleep.

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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Putting the ass into baja blast

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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I now know an order from the in n out secret menu. And I am very happy.

mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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Turns out if your hotel room TV has a limited remote, you can just ask for a better one to get your games on the screen :D

Reminder to previous self:
You are allowed time to rest and relax when away from home. You don't have to be at full speed go go go all the time, especially with Long COVID!

mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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People living in the UK!
British citizens living abroad!

You have until just before midnight tonight to register to vote.

https://www.registertovote.service.gov.uk/

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  • mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Once you’ve done that if you like graphs you might want to go here:

    https://www.registertovote.service.gov.uk/performance

    And see the graph of people registering over the last 24h, month quarter and year!

    foone , an Random Englisch
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    I just was thinking that my mouse wasn't tracking very well and automatically flipped it over so I could try cleaning the ball.

    it's 2024, of course it doesn't have a ball, this is an optical mouse!

    but apparently my computer reflexes are stuck in 1996

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @foone I do that still too!

    mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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    Having spent Day 1 at Open Sauce speaking to lots of people, I now have a hurty throat! Lozenges to the rescue!

    If you’re here in SF and didn’t catch me today, I’ll also be around tomorrow!

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    Most of my posting during the event is on Instagram
    Https://instagram.com/mattgrayyes

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