Agent641

Agent641 , vor 9 Tagen

Wealth crimes

Agent641 , vor 13 Tagen

Yothu Yindi - Treaty

Still slaps 33 years later.

Agent641 , vor 13 Tagen

Bavaria?

Agent641 , vor 20 Tagen (Bearbeitet vor 19 Tagen)

How the hell is "average price" useful?

Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $8.75. Technically true but practically useless.

Agent641 , vor 29 Tagen

"If you play your cards right and allow recall ;)"

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

Believe it or not, jail.

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

Not understanding Parks And Rec memes? Also jail.

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

I really like Firefox, but its already free? Can someone please slap a price tag on it so I can feel good about downloading and using it for free?

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

Lizard people are a dumb conspiracy!

licks eyes angrily

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

They like that caveussy

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying "Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?" By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

Mad Max is a slice-of-life documentary

Agent641 , vor einem Monat

Delete the save and start again

Agent641 , vor 2 Monaten (Bearbeitet vor 2 Monaten)

Zippers at half mast

Agent641 , vor 2 Monaten

The sheeps seem to compile themselves.

Agent641 , vor 2 Monaten

Shh dont give the oligarch class any ideas!

Agent641 , vor 2 Monaten

I was using image resizer for years before Microsoft meddled with it. Why is it slow to start up now?!

Agent641 , vor 7 Monaten

And oh my god, here comes Windows with a steel chair! Its a fine chair that almost anyone can sit in, as long as its updated regularly and paid for, or else they take off two of the legs. She whacks you with it, but only with the long end of the chair by default, which really stings. If you prefer to be hit with the flat of the chair, she desperately tries to convince you that being hit with the Edge is better.

Agent641 , vor 7 Monaten

When will the EU force Vim to let users out?

Agent641 , vor 8 Monaten

It all started with this fuckin' Serbian dude getting a sandwich...

Agent641 , vor 10 Monaten

Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.

getting up at 4:15am

Wife: "Babe why so early?"

PC: "Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins."

Later

Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there's a line of hungry patriots waiting already!

Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.