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mattgrayyes

@mattgrayyes@chaos.social

YouTuber & Freelance Broadcast Engineer in London

I'm @mattgrayyes on everything.
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mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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People living in the UK!
British citizens living abroad!

You have until just before midnight tonight to register to vote.

https://www.registertovote.service.gov.uk/

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  • mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Once you’ve done that if you like graphs you might want to go here:

    https://www.registertovote.service.gov.uk/performance

    And see the graph of people registering over the last 24h, month quarter and year!

    foone , an Random Englisch
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    I just was thinking that my mouse wasn't tracking very well and automatically flipped it over so I could try cleaning the ball.

    it's 2024, of course it doesn't have a ball, this is an optical mouse!

    but apparently my computer reflexes are stuck in 1996

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @foone I do that still too!

    mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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    Having spent Day 1 at Open Sauce speaking to lots of people, I now have a hurty throat! Lozenges to the rescue!

    If you’re here in SF and didn’t catch me today, I’ll also be around tomorrow!

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Most of my posting during the event is on Instagram
    Https://instagram.com/mattgrayyes

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    Time zones are hard.
    Quite eepy.

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Amazingly I got to visit Adam Savage’s cave today! More here:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/C8N2e6GO1hI/?igsh=MWM2azBwa2M0NHlsZg==

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    NanoRaptor , an Random Englisch
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    Due to absolutely contrived and unavoidable reasons that could be any conceptual macguffin, it is completely mandatory for you to change your last name.

    What's the coolest you'd pick?

    mattgrayyes ,
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    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    mattgrayyes OP , (Bearbeitet )
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    Explanation of the joke:
    The Masters can refer to a group of historic widely-celebrated painters, and also the major tennis championships and their players. (Amongst many other things)

    All the best jokes combine slightly niche knowledge of two specific topics with tenuous wordplay…

    And if you’re here to complain about me occasionally using ai generated imagery for a shit pun then just mute me or scroll past or whatever.

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    The Modern Era: where you can check in for a flight while having a poo, and still yet to pack your bags.

    M0YNG , an Random Englisch
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    Mastodon/the Fediverse is inhabited by people who would appreciate that I just printed @moon artwork on my dot matrix printer, right?
    :alex_thinking:

    Seems right up the alley of people like @mattgrayyes :alex_crazy:

    Action shot of the printer head blurring as it speeds across stamping Alex onto the page

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @M0KHR @mw1cgg @M0YNG @moon unsubscribe

    thisisjofrank , an Random Englisch
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    Love using @deno_land in VSCode?
    https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=tonybaloney.vscode-pets Deno is now an available pet in VSCode pets! Get your lil Deno code companion 💚🦕

    video/mp4

    mattgrayyes ,
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    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    I hope there’s an emo/rock night in Northumberland called
    Alnwick! at the Disco

    tubetime , an Random Englisch
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    well that was fun. I just soldered these 40awg wires to an fpc cable. the pin pitch is 0.2mm! the giant pads nearby are on a 0.1" header grid.

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @tubetime that took me a minute to process the image because I thought the holes on the left were cups of tea!

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    Why would I want to get out of bed? That’s where Blåhaj is.

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    Well if I ever start a proggy math rock band I’ve got the name for it:

    Nerdsnipe the polycule

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    I do like that this went from zero to #2 on trending in under 12 minutes and is still there.
    And #1 was a toot enjoying the lefty voting surge in Finland.

    Bit different over here to on twitter.

    (On mastodon, I think the trending pages are per-instance. So the one I can see is the one for chaos.social specifically because that’s where my account is.)

    squeakyears , an Random Englisch

    I wonder whether @mattgrayyes is an #OpenStreetMap contributor.

    It seems like the sort of thing they'd get up to in in quiet moments while out and about. But maybe that's just me projecting.

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @squeakyears I’ve done a tiny bit of HOT OSM but not really

    mattgrayyes , (Bearbeitet ) an Random Englisch
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    If anyone has a service manual for an Epson TM-C3500 label printer I'd very much appreciate a copy please.
    I bought one on eBay untested (with my fingers crossed) and it turns out it's not a happy bunny.

    Print head is clogged, the printer has done the 5 head cleaning cycles it'll let you do and the screen says Service Mode. booo.

    [edit: yes I’ve found all the other Googlable manuals. It’s the service manual I’m looking for]

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Woo worked round it and got it going albeit a bit streaky.

    ryanc , an Random Englisch
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    Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to parse HTML using regular expressions.

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @ryanc
    Heat of the moment, eh? 😉

    <marquee behavior="alternate">🍆</marquee>

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    I’m giving away one free ticket to Open Sauce on my Patreon!

    https://patreon.com/mattgrayyes
    (It’s free to join)

    jonathanhogg , an Random Englisch
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    EMF is a giant team effort, but I'd like to thank some individuals:

    Foremost @jellysnakes, my second on the Arts team, without whom I would have had a breakdown, and @oliverchild for carrying the load at Null Sector.

    @joenash and @CatherineFlick for making the arcade awesome and saving me from feeling really stupid about the idea 😂, and @mrpjevans for doing the same with the video container.

    Finally, @jonty for trusting me and being a lovely person and friend.

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @jonathanhogg
    He my fave

    mattround , an Random Englisch
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    Apparently two people completed Janey Thomson's Marathon at , anyone spotted any pics/videos/info?

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @mattround a third completed it last night I think. (Or they at least got 1000yd away from the end 2h16 into it)

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @mattround I have heard they did complete and were presented with a medal.

    Congratulations on your daft flash!

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    Hehehe @thisisjofrank got a photo of me wrestling the paper #emf2024 #mastodot

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    seb_ly , an Random Englisch
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    Anyone at - is it muddy today? Considering my footwear choices 😅

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @seb_ly I was last on site last night but it was beginning to dry up. I’d still recommend boots over trainers.

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    There is a deer park in Eastnor and it is very muddy.
    Very muddy.

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    @pa3weg certainly more than one pair of trousers muddy.
    It may be wellies muddy if there’s more rain.

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    I’m off to @emf tomorrow (early, to help with setup).
    I’ve packed my dot matrix printer and continuous paper, ~10 game boys, and DECT handset.
    I’m now sat with the sound of two 3D printers running and a floppy drive formatting one of many disks.

    I should probably think about clothes and food.

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Yes both Windows 11 and MacOS 14 can read floppy disks.

    iOS can see the disk but not read it (I suspect it can’t do FAT16)
    Android can see the disk, and read/format it but only when formatted for 360k (single sided single density iirc)

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    foone , an Random Englisch
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    I'm gonna see if I can get my raspi to boot from a spinning rust drive. Why not?

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @foone those diddy iPod drives are a perfect size for them too!

    bencc , an Random Englisch
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    Well I think the CatFactsCatFax is pretty much ready for

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @bencc thanks for the earworm :D

    JennyList , an Random Englisch
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    It occurs to me that a bunch of people I know online will be at EMF and it would be nice to have a pint with them.

    Can this be arranged?

    Now. I am a 6'7" trans woman and thus lots of people recognise me, but I have a shit memory for names and faces. I think I am not alone in that.

    The sight of a bunch of geeks all with large name badges will be funny.

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @JennyList ok, I shall look out for one of the few people taller than me. Easy. :D

    batbeeps , an Random Englisch
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    Has @mattgrayyes come to ? Someone’s stickering their logo on the poles. 👀

    mattgrayyes ,
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    @batbeeps nice to see it lasted one week one a pole!

    mattgrayyes , an Random Englisch
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    For @emf, I’m making Mastodot, which in theory prints toots that are hashtagged for the event!

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Great, Mastodot seems to be working all by itself now!
    Let’s see if I get some time/energy over the next few days to get it to do some formatting and image printing!

    (It’s turned off now, don’t spam the emf hashtags to make it print plz)

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    I did manage to successfully print images yesterday, I just need to write a more complicated print spooler to deal with it.

    Yes. This is the second time I’ve written a print spooler in JavaScript.

    Noisy dot matrix printer prints a small picture of Brian Blessed, a larger version of the same photo, then feeds through so you can see both of them and the text “!I’m Brian Blessed”

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    The hard bit here is that, like all ESC/POS libraries, they can’t speak in my LX-350’s reduced subset of ESC/P commands, it’s expecting to control a receipt printer.
    It’s mostly fine. But with things like image printing, I’ve had to bodge the library to get some line spacing.
    And I haven’t got the text size options working yet, but I think it’s sending slightly more advanced commands for it so I’ll bodge around it.

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    It’s formatting time!
    Had to fiddle a bit to get the line breaking working between words rather than in the middle of them.

    Wouldn’t have got this far without help from the amazing @thisisjofrank!

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Found more things im having to do manually. Escape sequences for different text formatting

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Spent the evening rewriting my bodgy test code into something more useable, and in such a way I can format the toots. Up until now it could only dump the whole toot as a plaintext string.
    I’ve got it logging all the separate bits to the console, so tomorrow’s job is to send them to the printer with formatting.
    Then see if the library can “just deal with” images from a URL or if I’m going to have to download and convert first.

    mattgrayyes OP , (Bearbeitet )
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    Yeeeeesssss! It bloody works!
    Just got to strip the html tags out of the toot content, so it’s just text, and it’s basically done! #mastodot

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    See you at EMF, little printer!

    mattgrayyes OP ,
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    Yes it was working. No it’s not working now. That’s tomorrow’s problem.

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